R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

He says "move."
She says, "no."
He says "move."
She says, "no."
He says "Bitch, move!"
She moves!
And then...
He looks at the cabinet...
He walks to the cabinet...
He close to the cabinet...
Now he's openin' the cabinet...

Now pause the movie cuz what I'm about to say to y'all
Is so damn twisted:
Not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man...
Is a midget
(Midget, midget, midget)
 
"I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I’m like whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet"

pure poetry.
 
Just finished watching part 3. Some brilliant stuff there.


"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of hotels..."
I said, "Brother, spare the details!"
Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!"
Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch,"
He says, "Cathy, go to hell!"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!"
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!"
She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!"
Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!"
Cathy says, "Love my ass!"
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!"
 
But it just makes so much sense, but it's rhymin' at the same time, but yet it makes so much sense, from chapter to chapter, it's makin' sense, and it draws you in that way, and that's why you wanna watch it.
 
Did anyone ever see R Kelly perform this shit live a few years back?
It was some kind of MTV Awards.. hilarious stuff, they actually built a set, a bedroom with a closet, and he ran around the set acting the whole thing out.

:lol:


"My best friend and I aren't speaking
she thinks that I'm a slutty whore!"
Rufus says, "Psssh, with everything that you're pulling
Kathy, I'm not surprised she called you a whoooore!"

[...]

Then Chuck cuts in and says,
"Shit Rufus! This stunt, you expect us to believe this?
"She's a no good lying, cheating, wig wearing,...
club hoppin... sensitive bitchhhhh!"


Epic stuff...