President Spoony

[VanNistelrater]

In line with the word of the people, shouldnt President Spoony be gifted Modship? And represent the people in the echelons of power?

The Mods can stop upheavel with a little bit of democracy.

Spoony for Modship!

 

[Spoony]

I agree.

Spoony for mod.

 

[sincher]

He's beautiful, it's true.

 

[VanNistelrater]

Is there an election party?

You have to chose an election song as well, and come out amongst streams of red tape giving the peace sign.

And then have an affair, which is a perk of the job.

 

[Spoony]

Giggsygirl's my wife.

Don't mention affairs!

 

[VanNistelrater]

She only wants you for the power.

 

[Spoony]

I only want her co s she's got big juicy tits.

 

[VanNistelrater]

A sham marriage.

Sleaze on Day 1.

Stand down, Spoony.

 

[noodlehair]

It can't be easy, having a spoon as a face

 

[WelshRed]

I think that would be a bit hard on Bandy/Slabber/Wobbs...

I think maybe 2 seperate forums/Threads for Junior/Senior caftards would be more in line...

 

[VanNistelrater]

Are we going to have a questions to the President section?

 

[WelshRed]

done.... In the General Forum...

 

[Slabber]

I'd like a tagline that reflects my new status.

 

[Freak]

I'd like a tagline that reflects my new status.

You're not getting any. You lost. Losers don't get anything.

 

[Kristjan]

ain't gonna happen people, forget it

 

[Slabber]

You're not getting any. You lost. Losers don't get anything.

I'm Vice-President. The Dick Cheney of the Caf.

 

[Spoony]

I'm Vice-President. The Dick Cheney of the Caf.

Vice-President Slabber. Can you create taglines for the new regime?

We'll ask Livvie politely to change them. She'll do us the favour, I'm sure, as she's a wonderful person.

 

[Slabber]

Vice-President Slabber. Can you create taglines for the new regime?

We'll ask Livvie politely to change them. She'll do us the favour, I'm sure, as she's a wonderful person.

Sure. I might use Plech as a "blue-skies thinker". The John Birt of the Caf.

 

[Spoony]

Sure. I might use Plech as a "blue-skies thinker". The John Birt of the Caf.

And don't forget one for me. 'El Presidente' sounds cool. May be he can use that in some way. Also one for GG. Or she'll start going ape.(she's promised to post her pic)

 

[Slabber]

And don't forget one for me. 'El Presidente' sounds cool. May be he can use that in some way. Also one for GG. Or she'll start going ape.(she's promised to post her pic)

The one about GG might be a bit rude.

 

[Spoony]

The one about GG might be a bit rude.

Go for it.

El Presidente said it's ok.

(feck I wish I had some real powers around here)

 

[Slabber]

I'm not exactly chuffed about the new tagline.

Remember I had chicken dickhead for about a year.

 

[Spoony]

That's not nice.

 

[Slabber]

Also, I'm not self-appointed.

 

[Spoony]

Get Plech to sort out those tags.

 

[golden_blunder]

welcome to the new democracy :evil:

 

[Slabber]

Viva Wibble!

 

[golden_blunder]

I think you might be vivaing wibble for a long while

 

[Spoony]

I get the feeling he'll be back next week.

Just a hunch.

 

[heffa]

Giggsygirl's my wife.

Don't mention affairs!

So only one to celebrate the victory, what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

 

[vijay]

Dear Mods,

I, herewith, suggest the appointment of vijay as an alternate president without Elections to represent the huge South East Asian community that posts in the cafe. The caf has large number of Indian posters after British.

Now is the time to consider myself running for the President post to represnt the Asian community .I encourage all of you to give the idea some serious thought. I have nearly concluded four years on the board and have found it both interesting and satisfying.

Professional standards have to be developed, so who better to voice concerns of the Asian community than me? Without my active involvement, that voice is lost.

I am looking forward to seeing my name included in your election proposals and send, with my suggestion, my best wishes and warmest greetings

Yours
Vijay

 

[Donaldo]

I'd rather have a gibbon as president than have you.

 

[vijay]

I'd rather have a gibbon as president than have you.

You are hardly 17….. minor and also a virgin...

Technically ineligible to vote.

 

[Donaldo]

You are hardly 17….. minor and also a virgin...

Technically ineligible to vote.

18.

feck off.

 

[crappycraperson]

I was the Indian with most votes in the election. If any one is going to represent the SE, it is me.

 

[Melbourne Red]

I was the Indian with most votes in the election. If any one is going to represent the SE, it is me.

He wants to represent South East Asians.

I finished 37th in the elections, and yourself?

 

[Dubai_Devil]

Technically i'm the highest ranking Asian in the elections.

So there.

 

[Sultan]

I was the highest ranking Indian born poster - I finished 21st.

It proves were all muppets.

 

[Melbourne Red]

Technically i'm the highest ranking Asian in the elections.

So there.

South East

I was the highest ranking Indian born poster - I finished 21st.

It proves were all muppets.

I'll step aside then

 

[Dubai_Devil]

South East

Racist.