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Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth

Post-match discussion


Sat, 09 December 2023

Lucky McLuckerson

The saviour of our season (ask Maradona10)
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Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth - Solanke (5')

Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth - Billing (68')


Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth - Senesi (73')
 
Horrendous. Nothing to say but Chelsea made us look good as I expected.

Starting Martial was a waste of a half. McT awful as expected. Shaw wank.

The team gave up at 2-0.
 
A good performance and a win against Chelsea midweek. Everyone is in high spirits and the Caf has voted overwhelmingly to win this. It looks like we have finally Turned a Corner™.

What could possibly go wrong?

I'm issuing a formal apology. I'm sorry, lads.
 
At least they tried. Woeful in the final third and probably could've had a penalty. C'est la vie.
 
Is combined salary of Bournemouth players (including subs) less than that of our top 3 highest payed players?

I am guessing - yes
 
Listen, you can’t judge us on a game like this, Bournemouth have been playing some great stuff lately even before today.
 
Moments FC - Moments out of stock/out of service. This wasn't even a game I would call low effort or low energy, they are just absolute crap in the final third and Bournemouth were lethal. We stink, this team still has zero midfield and will never have one under ETH.
 
I've ran out of ways to express my disappointment in this team and hopeless manager
 
Positives from the game: Could’ve been a 4-0 defeat but VAR was on our side and we hung on bravely for 3-0 defeat instead.
 
There's nothing remotely surprising about this, really.
 
Wee, this was so bad. Shockingly. Not a single player can take anything from this game.

They should all inclusive staff get one month fines.
 
No excuses for that one. Losing 3 - 0 at home to Bournemouth is incredibly embarrassing.
 
Should have been 5-0 and the end of ETH but god has different plans. He want us to get smacked against Bayern and Pool. Dreadful week ahead
 

Player Ratings

3.6 Total Average Rating

Highest Rated Player

Lowest Rated Player

Compiled from 214 ratings.

Score Predictions

155,14,5
  • Man Utd win
  • Bournemouth win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 28% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
  • 19% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
  • 17% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
  • 14% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
  • 7% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
  • 5% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
  • 2% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 1:4 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 0:9 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
Compiled from 174 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Bournemouth
Possession
72% 28%
Shots
13 7
Shots on Target
2 2
Corners
8 2
Fouls
4 6

Referee

Peter Bankes