Hugh Hefner Trashed As Sexual "Dead Fish" In Playmate's Tell-All
January 01, 2011 05:10 AM EST
Just days after Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner announced his engagement to 24 year old Playmate Crystal Harris, a former Playmate named Izabella St. James has released a tell-all book describing her own adventures as a Hefner inamorata. Shockingly, she did not remember her tenure at the Playboy mansion with anything even remotely resembling fondness.
According to the Huffington Post, Izabella isn't the first former Playmate to complain about the goings on at Hef's house. Kendra Wilkinson described ludicrous "orgies" where each girl took a turn with Hef for a scant 60 seconds at a time. And yet another ex-Playmate, Jill Ann Spaulding, complained about his refusal to use protection. However the list of grievances cataloged in Izabella's book makes Kendra's and Jill's years with Hef seem like a stroll on the Champs-Elysees. From the Friday morning "allowance day" line-ups where Hef lectured his girlfriends about their "lack of harmony" with each other and their lack of enthusiasm at sex parties, to the dog poop that regularly littered his bedroom floor, to soporific sex acts with "this experienced King of Sexdom" who invariably "just lay there like a dead fish...trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954," Izabella's memoir reads like a slightly surreal slapstick sex farce. And a somewhat bitter one at that. Meow.
But so what. It's all about selling books. Which is all about making money. Which is, presumably why she signed on as a Playmate and later a Hefner girlfriend in the first place. So why is she complaining? Could her new tome's mean-spirited edge have something to do with the fact that Crystal Harris grabbed the multi-million dollar brass ring, and St. James must now make due with a consolation prize.
Izabella St. James should get a tee shirt that reads: "I lived at the Playboy Mansion too, and all I got was a book deal." Perhaps Crystal Harris will send her one.
January 01, 2011 05:10 AM EST
Just days after Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner announced his engagement to 24 year old Playmate Crystal Harris, a former Playmate named Izabella St. James has released a tell-all book describing her own adventures as a Hefner inamorata. Shockingly, she did not remember her tenure at the Playboy mansion with anything even remotely resembling fondness.
According to the Huffington Post, Izabella isn't the first former Playmate to complain about the goings on at Hef's house. Kendra Wilkinson described ludicrous "orgies" where each girl took a turn with Hef for a scant 60 seconds at a time. And yet another ex-Playmate, Jill Ann Spaulding, complained about his refusal to use protection. However the list of grievances cataloged in Izabella's book makes Kendra's and Jill's years with Hef seem like a stroll on the Champs-Elysees. From the Friday morning "allowance day" line-ups where Hef lectured his girlfriends about their "lack of harmony" with each other and their lack of enthusiasm at sex parties, to the dog poop that regularly littered his bedroom floor, to soporific sex acts with "this experienced King of Sexdom" who invariably "just lay there like a dead fish...trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954," Izabella's memoir reads like a slightly surreal slapstick sex farce. And a somewhat bitter one at that. Meow.
But so what. It's all about selling books. Which is all about making money. Which is, presumably why she signed on as a Playmate and later a Hefner girlfriend in the first place. So why is she complaining? Could her new tome's mean-spirited edge have something to do with the fact that Crystal Harris grabbed the multi-million dollar brass ring, and St. James must now make due with a consolation prize.
Izabella St. James should get a tee shirt that reads: "I lived at the Playboy Mansion too, and all I got was a book deal." Perhaps Crystal Harris will send her one.
