Paul Daniels injured by Sooty in Pizza-throwing Incident

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Paul Daniels, the magician, was taken to hospital with head injuries after being hit in the face by a pizza thrown by the puppet Sooty.

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Sooty: "No comment."


Full shocking story here:
Paul Daniels knackered by Sooty in Arsenalesque pizza-lobbing homage - Telegraph
 
Mate, she's 47...And she's called Soo. Hactually.
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She's been fingered more times than I've had hot dinner's though. Gaping down there.
 
Like a windy avenue, just the way i em!


Dirty whore!
 
Paul Daniels is a right fecking bastard to be fair. I know Sooty's a racist en all but i think i'm on his side here.
 
Asked whether he had cut a sizeable amount off his finger, the miserable, ugly, bald midget feck replied: "Not a lot!"
 
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