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uranushk1

I'd Bellion if I said I were an optimist
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What is this feckin yellow thing anyhow?
 
Seen him in action a lot lately with two kids in the house.
Fast little fecker... but does things the United way - looks to be in real trouble then pulls a neat trick out of the bag at the end to win in style. Should suit us down to the ground.
Not sure where to play him in the team though. Looks to have to have a lack of concentration for spells so may not be suitable for defence - even though he's rarely beaten. Bit of a roberto carlos there, no-one ever gets the better of him in a one to one battle - and he's only a little fella.
His speed and agility could see him out on the wing, but might be knocked off the ball a bit too easily.
Could be perfect for the 'hole' behind Ruud. Bright and intelligent and fast.
Main problem could be that he's the same size as a football... could lead to problems when it comes to actually kicking the thing.
And he's bound to have a few problems with the language....
 
Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>I think we need some more jokes about the signing of that fat yellow thing..

They're really funny..</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
His name would sell a lot of replica shirts though... Nike would be happy....
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
<strong>Seen him in action a lot lately with two kids in the house.
Fast little fecker... but does things the United way - looks to be in real trouble then pulls a neat trick out of the bag at the end to win in style. Should suit us down to the ground.
Not sure where to play him in the team though. Looks to have to have a lack of concentration for spells so may not be suitable for defence - even though he's rarely beaten. Bit of a roberto carlos there, no-one ever gets the better of him in a one to one battle - and he's only a little fella.
His speed and agility could see him out on the wing, but might be knocked off the ball a bit too easily.
Could be perfect for the 'hole' behind Ruud. Bright and intelligent and fast.
Main problem could be that he's the same size as a football... could lead to problems when it comes to actually kicking the thing.
And he's bound to have a few problems with the language....</strong><hr></blockquote>


Could you make this a bit longer please?
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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Could you make this a bit longer please?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Just wanted to give an honest appraisal of his talents... anything shorter wouldn't have done him justice...
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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Could you make this a bit longer please?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think thereporter actually fancies himself as a reporter and is practising on the forum. Which is a shame.
 
Originally posted by Dans:
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I think thereporter actually fancies himself as a reporter and is practising on the forum. Which is a shame.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't need the practice... I AM A JOURNALIST.. I've told people in here so many times and don't mind everyone knowing that...
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
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Don't need the practice... I AM A JOURNALIST.. I've told people in here so many times and don't mind everyone knowing that...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Do you ever do reports on comedians?
 
Originally posted by Davo:
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Do you ever do reports on comedians?</strong><hr></blockquote>

What do you mean? :confused: Is that a serious question?
 
A journalist on the forum: So thats where all you guys get your hot UNRELIABLE transfer news from?

Well, there's no better place than silly season heaven.

HEADLINES TOMORROW: PIKACHU AT Man Utd - free transfer.
:)
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
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Don't need the practice... I AM A JOURNALIST.. I've told people in here so many times and don't mind everyone knowing that...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 
Originally posted by Dans:
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I turst you don't believe me then...what not ask Niall...I'm sure he can put you right...
Or have I missed the point and you're taking the piss?
 
Mate, you must rank as the easiest wind up target so far.
 
Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Mate, you must rank as the easiest wind up target so far.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll admit I've become a little wary since the charlie's devils incident a couple of days ago...
No need to say where my vote went in the evictions then! ;)
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
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I'll admit I've become a little wary since the charlie's devils incident a couple of days ago...
No need to say where my vote went in the evictions then! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Incident??! You make it sound like Roswell or something.
 
Originally posted by Dans:
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Incident??! You make it sound like Roswell or something.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm usually an easy going fella - but when someone attacks me on a personal level things can turn nasty... no conspiracy theory I'm afraid, I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I know I've set myself up to be shot at - but I perfer that to be on a 'football' topic rather than 'personal' ;)
God, I'm SOOOO serious this morning... :D