Ortega. FAO MANCS:

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I hear from a vert reliable souce tha Ortega is being offerd to premiershp clubs including Man Utd atthe cut price of 10 million pounds. Will Fergie be tempted? Bearing in mind the fact the Ortega is a half nine, can play left wing or central midfeil and is a lethal finisher in front of goal?
 
More crystal ball stories? Bit like Alfred Hitchcock presents your stories kemo.
 
<img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> :mad:
 
Kemo's united of 2003.

Buffon, Kahn & Canizares in goal= 70mill

Nesta, Cannavaro, Thuram, Ayala, Hofland & Samuel in defence = 200mill

Zidane, Vieira, Totti, Riquelme, Ortega & Rivaldo in midfield = 500mill

Vieri, Crespo, Ronaldo, Amoroso in attack = 300mill

Meanwhile we sell all the current squad to fund a 250 000 all seater stadium in Kampala!

No honest!
 
Punk called Cigar ahve you been atking alot of wedd lately coz it sure seems like it!!!!!!1 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Mate i want whatever you're smoking ;) punk mate we're in england here not the USA, you migfht as well call me jerk for all the good its gonna do.

Does this :D look like a face of concern!
 
From some one with a brain like yours its not surprising <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> :p
 
I'm surprised you haven't wanted us to sign one of the face icons yet mate.

I hear we could get this guy <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> a blinding centre forward, i'm told at a bargain price of £50mill from Kampala United.
 
Like the club exists bollocks master!! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Bollocks Master! sounds like an extra from star trek! (i would have thought with your vivid imagination you could come up with something more effective than that!)

Plus i'm sure if Kampala united doesn't exist you of all people would have invented it by now with
a squad including <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> <img src="graemlins/annoyed.gif" border="0" alt="[Annoyed]" /> <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" /> oh and <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> at the total cost of oh a 1 billion, well within your price range.
 
feck ortega, he's a diving cheating dirty git and i wouldn't want him anywhere near ot.
 
ohh sure...another misfiring argentine midfielder ;) ....that'll just about make lchk's day, no <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
seriously tho, ortega was an amazing player about two years back, there were even rumuors of fergie being interested....but inexplicably turned into a diving git as somebody quite rightly pointed out...personally think d'allesandro would prove a better bet for argentina in the world cup....
 
What's happened to the Jedi Master? Talk like this he used to... no more does he... cock up log-in did he... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

I've heard the same story, he's been offered to us, you and the gooners.
 
Fergie had him watched a few seasons back before he went and misfired in Italy.
that being said im sure its bollox
 
he's a diving cheating dirty git and i wouldn't want him anywhere near ot <hr></blockquote>

You already have one of those up front!

Seriously, I think Ortega would be a good buy for Man Utd - if he can fit into a 4-4-2 type system. He's vastly experienced (80+ caps for the Argies already :eek: ), and if Ferguson is looking for a Di Canio figure I can't really see why Ortega couldn't fit the bill.

However, I think you'll end up having to make do with Rivaldo...
 
Originally posted by nd:
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You already have one of those up front!

Seriously, I think Ortega would be a good buy for Man Utd - if he can fit into a 4-4-2 type system. He's vastly experienced (80+ caps for the Argies already :eek: ), and if Ferguson is looking for a Di Canio figure I can't really see why Ortega couldn't fit the bill.

However, I think you'll end up having to make do with Rivaldo...</strong><hr></blockquote>

yer not serious, you can't be. ortega's skill is unquestionable, but his attitude is absolute BOLLOCKS and i doubt he'd ever fit in at any english club.
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
<strong>What's happened to the Jedi Master? Talk like this he used to... no more does he... cock up log-in did he... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

I've heard the same story, he's been offered to us, you and the gooners.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Darth Maul cut off his tongue....he did...