News

[the reporter]

Heard today from a reliable source (a journalist working at Old Trafford on Wednesday night) that Patrick Kluivert is a realistic target and that he would jump at the chance of joining United. Apparently Ruud van Nistelrooy almost gave the game away on Eurosport this week.
Oh, and Nihat Kavechi's representatives were among the guests at Old Trafford for the Real Madrid game on Wednesday - as were Harry Kewell's

PS - anyone tempted to mock me for posting this think again, I'm only telling you what I heard.
I thank you

 

[Dans]

<img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />

 

[Dans]

Honestly, when was a journalist a reliable source eh?

Exactly.

 

[the reporter]

Am I boring you Dans?

 

[Dans]

Oh god yes you are. And you're one of the raise eyes brigade. Ponce. Why is it you turn up when the season is nearing it's end? I know, it's so you can post all the unsubstantiated transfer rumours that you hear as an "reporter" and hope that one comes true so you can claim your prize later on. Boooooooooring.

 

[the reporter]

You know me soooooo well, don't you? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Dans]

You're not a very complicated individual no.

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Why is it you turn up when the season is nearing it's end? Boooooooooring.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry to disappoint you, but I've been about all, mostly writing editorials and news. I have a life and don't spend all day, every day wondering what I'm missing by not being here.

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>You're not a very complicated individual no.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Tell me more about myself then...

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by the reporter:
<strong>

Sorry to disappoint you, but I've been about all, mostly writing editorials and news. I have a life and don't spend all day, every day wondering what I'm missing by not being here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Good one that. Are you a failed writer?

 

[VanNistelrater]

Reporter...topic for you <a href="http://www.redcafe.info/forum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=019652" target="_blank">Here</a>

 

[WeasteDevil]

Good god Reporter man, you've got it all wrong.

Aimar is coming to United in exchange for Verón + Cash. No other Spanish based players are involved or targetted at all.

Now you know.

 

[Dans]

you can "post" that in your rag reporter and attribute it to a reliable source. No one will ever know.

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>

Good one that. Are you a failed writer?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry, but no, I'm not a failed writer.

 

[Dans]

Stop apologising you weasel.

 

[Dans]

The failed writer question was in relation to your lack of imagination btw.

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>The failed writer question was in relation to your lack of imagination btw.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You don't need much of an imagination to criticise.

 

[VanNistelrater]

lada lads, his reliable source is <a href="http://195.8.171.32/vb_forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=343631#post343631" target="_blank">Here</a>

some dodgey guy on red issue <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />

 

[spinoza]

Right. In summary, we've got

Kluivert, Kaveici and Kewell coming.

according to the reporter

and Aimar coming

according to Weaste.

Lets see how accurate this is

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by the reporter:
<strong>

You don't need much of an imagination to criticise.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Go to sleep reporter.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Bloody hell, Dans is animated and fun today!

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>Bloody hell, Dans is animated and fun today!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Animated? Are you fantasizing about me Mervin?

 

[WeasteDevil]

Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
<strong>some dodgey guy on red issue <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I've told you not to visit that shithole! <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />

 

[WeasteDevil]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>

Animated? Are you fantasizing about me Mervin?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Possibly!

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>

Go to sleep reporter.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Stop poking me in the side then.

 

[Dans]

He's gone.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Originally posted by the reporter:
<strong>

Stop poking me in the side then.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Take no notice of him, he's usually quite docile and boring. I think he's just had his medication not long ago.

 

[Dans]

I predict his return with more exclusives within the week though. I know his type.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>He's gone.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And why have you not?

 

[WeasteDevil]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>I predict his return with more exclusives within the week though. I know his type.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Possibly!

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>I predict his return with more exclusives within the week though. I know his type.</strong><hr></blockquote>

FFS Dans. Never said it was exclusive. Never said it was all definitely going to happen. Get a life

 

[Honest John]

Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>Good god Reporter man, you've got it all wrong.

Aimar is coming to United in exchange for Verón + Cash. No other Spanish based players are involved or targetted at all.

Now you know. </strong><hr></blockquote>

I wish you were right Weaste. The guy is the best footballer I've seen this year.

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by the reporter:
<strong>

FFS Dans. Never said it was exclusive. Never said it was all definitely going to happen. Get a life </strong><hr></blockquote>

Perhaps you could place the small ad for me?

 

[WeasteDevil]

Originally posted by Honest John:
<strong>

I wish you were right Weaste. The guy is the best footballer I've seen this year.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's the rumour between Valencians. They need a player like Verón, they think we need one like Aimar, so they are going to try it.

 

[the reporter]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>

Perhaps you could place the small ad for me?</strong><hr></blockquote>

The ad department will need your credit card details for that...

 

[rOnaldo[7]]

Originally posted by spinoza:
<strong>Right. In summary, we've got

Kluivert, Kaveici and Kewell coming.

according to the reporter

and Aimar coming

according to Weaste.

Lets see how accurate this is </strong><hr></blockquote>

yup..i think we better summarize it..see who got it right..we can just ignore those that bullshit next time..
anyone for paul robinson, duff?, monkey man??

 

[Snatcho]

Originally posted by Honest John:
<strong>

I wish you were right Weaste. The guy is the best footballer I've seen this year.</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's the best argie player in Spain. Better than Saviola and Riquelme joined. And better than Veron. And he is young.

 

[Snatcho]

Originally posted by shakiraa:
<strong>

yup..i think we better summarize it..see who got it right..we can just ignore those that bullshit next time..
anyone for paul robinson, duff?, monkey man??
</strong><hr></blockquote>


Barça is going to sell Kluivert, positively. They must pay for him an instalment (correct?) of 10 million euros soon, or lose it. And they are broke.

By the way, with money that Juve received from Real for Zidane they took Nedved, Buffon, and some other good players.

With Real's money for Figo, Barça bought Petit, Anderson and some other people on the bench.

Of course, in Barcelona they blame Franco.

An advice from a friend: Don't contract Kluivert. He's the best and most skilled incompetent striker in history of football.