New African Star targetted by Martin Ferguson

Dans

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Interesting news coming in from Bavaria about a Ugandan phenomenon. His name Is Kemo Nkinkrapa and is apparently rumoured to be the next best thing since Roger Milla. He's as old as Milla too but plays like a 16yr old say sources in Ingolstadt, Bavaria, where Kemo has made his name in the OberBayerische Liga this last season. Martin Ferguson, the United scout who is well known for discovering unpolished gems, enthused, "kemo, has it all. He has the ability to play for longer than the famous Roger Milla did."

Despite MFs enthusiasm, an Ingolstadt local dismissed rumours that kemo was indeed a great prospect when he said bluntly "kemo is shit. He talks shite too and has no doubt convinced Ferguson that he's the next Sean Dundee".

MF was unavailable for comment.

PS kemo has apparently provided MF with a list of 240 other players playing in the OberBayerische Liga who he feels could grace OT with tehir silky, but expensive skills.
 
Dans you have passed the borders of SANITY <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />


Unless just maybe you are related to that guy cuz You alone know him?


Infact where is that league again? :confused:


On planet Dans? :D <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Ingolstadt, Unterhaching, Augsburg....</strong><hr></blockquote>

And I thought I was the only poor bugger to have kicked balls round these Bayerische Nether-regions....
 
I never said that! Augsburg? Unterhaching? (I'm going there tonight funnily enough)

You're playing with that quoteback facility aintcha?

I haven't played in any leagues, due to a skiing injury that's virtually curtailed my career as a keeper. I trained with Pffafenhofen (I haven't a clue how to spell this place) and Lochausen once or twice although I'm sure neither will mean much to you!
 
What the feck are you doing in Unterhaching, Dan?
 
Company meeting. i.e. Dan's getting wankered and talking football to a load of bewildered yanks!