Name a PL striker who wouldn’t improve us?

After watching today's performance, I think even Werner with his pace would improve us significantly.
 
After watching today's performance, I think even Werner with his pace would improve us significantly.

I rate Werner. He just misses loads of chances, but he creates them with his clever movement and pace
 
I have always said that Rashford, at his current state, is one of the worst strikers in PL.
zero ability to win aerial headers.
zero intensity. makes zero runs behind defenders. zero fight.
his "bankrupt" face and demeanor demoralizes his teammate too.
you basically can't name 1 single attribute he is good at - be it shooting, playmaking, crossing, dribbling. he has speed but fails to use it.

we should just sell him this summer, happy to recoup 10M from him.
 
Nottingham Forest and Bournemouth strikers because I don't know who starts for them.
 
I am going to start a new thread on Name a PL midfield player who would not improve us.
 
Not a PL striker.

Damn he signed for Rooney? Will probably tear up that league.

Replace him with Maupay then. Brighton were criminally underperforming their xG for years with him leading the line.
 
Next thread. Name a premier league midfielder who wouldn't improve our CM.
 
I get your point but at this point the idea of is improving involves more imagination than I'm capable of.
 
Bizarre thread. One of our strikers, arguably the GOAT, was not match fit today. Another striker was unfit.

Would I bring in Timo Werner to replace Cristiano Ronaldo? Not a chance.

Timo Werner for depth, maybe. But let’s bring in midfielders first then sign a striker for depth.
 
Based on today’s performance, Danny Welbeck definitely would.

Can anyone name a (starting) striker at another PL club who wouldn’t make Manchester United a better team than we are right now?
Welbeck really wouldn’t. Welbeck will constantly play against high lines and spaces to run into at Brighton. He won’t get that at Utd. Against deep defences he would have the same problems our current strikers have.
 
Based on today’s performance, Danny Welbeck definitely would.

Can anyone name a (starting) striker at another PL club who wouldn’t make Manchester United a better team than we are right now?


Ayew?
 
This is a stupid thread. There's plenty of strikers in the league who wouldn't improve us.
 
None of them would because they won’t be involved with that midfield