My mate says........

[skillz]

..... he knows why United are playing "shit" this season....


Ruud van Nistelrooy needs to change his haircut, get rid of the curtains so you can see the ball Ruud, then start bagin in the ball

We'll that is what he thinks anyway,
<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Ever hopefull]

Your mate wouldn't happen to have either:
1) Dark Glasses
2) A white stick
3) A guide dog
or
4) Be that ponce who used to do the hair dressing on Richard and Judy??

 

[Cantona]

Does your mate actually watch football?

 

[Manchesters Finest]

Is your mate called Davo?

 

[Jacqueline_S]

Hey....that's not the problem with him!!!
see, United got a good start already, they played well in the past few matches, and now, it's time for us to kill Arsenal!

 

[pathfinder]

and he is a friend of yours???