Neville has introduced our new signing at left back. Can we get a performance thread?! 
Melissia
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Is she fit?
Ready to go 90 minutes.
Great song by the Allman Brothers
I'd hit it, but only if I was drunk.
Can she play dm?
Last call for the night, then yeah.
I'm Reddy mane
Good firm grip on the mic there
Tbh, Neville was awful today. Prefer Carragher.
I mean, this is a man who spend years persistently saying "Rosikky" while everyone around him was saying "Rosizcky" (I'm aware that's spelt wrong but just to highlight the pronunciation).
He obviously doesn't really care how a name is meant to be said.
He obviously doesn't really care how a name is meant to be said.
You would think pundits and co-commentators would at least learn how to pronounce a players name they are commentating on!
Especially Neville who is a Utd fan!
Especially Neville who is a Utd fan!
The new Chris Smalling 
I didn't know that Mike had a brother?The new Chris Smalling
Is that because you only sleep with attractive women when you're drunk?
Yeah, it's a twin. Only LvG knows where he is though.
De Gay
Melissia
Varun
Mártiness
Dallott
McTombola
Ericsson
Ant-ney
Ferdinandez
Jason Sancho
Rushfood
Melissia
Varun
Mártiness
Dallott
McTombola
Ericsson
Ant-ney
Ferdinandez
Jason Sancho
Rushfood
Everyone else has figured out Mar-tee-nez as well, and he's still going to be giving it Martin-ez in a decade if the lad's still here.
Looks like a trout
Looks like the lineup for Manchester Reds in some unlicensed football game.
Great game against Arse Nails today.
De Donut is better I reckon
Yeah I don't have the confidence to approach them sober
Ffs, he’s had the whole international break to learn the names of his own teams players and he’s still called Melissia!
It really Irritates me that he does this. Surely he isn't that stupid and just does it to belittle or annoy?
Hope Malaysia has a good game
Yeah you would think so
It’s actually surprising how he isn’t as clued up about Utd as you’d imagine from an ex player. I think it was last summer where he was asked about incomings/outgoings and he basically didn’t have a clue who we were interested and close to signing. He just keeps harping on about how we should go and get Kane every summer.
Anyway, he’s terrible with names. There’s so many more he gets wrong.
fecking Neuville
When I was 16, I hated him with a fiery passion.fecking Neuville
Thank feck, he just said it properly. He must have read the Caf.
Wow he just said “Malacia”. Someone’s defo told him to sort it out!