Maybe cheer people up

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Van Nistlerooy enters the dressing room to find all the Utd players with their heads down "Whats wrong guy's?" says Ruud,
"We just cant get motivated, its only City after all"
"Why dont you lads go to the pub?, its my first derby match, i'm really up for it, i'll play them on my own!" quips Ruud,
"Fair enough mate, if your that determined" say the rest of the team.

So the rest of the Utd squad nip over the road to the ale-house, after a while one of the team asks the barman to switch the TV on to get the latest score, the lads are delighted to see the score line,

Man Utd 1 - Man City 0
(V'Nistlerooy 10 mins)

So the lads carry on boozing and talking, then Becks says "It must be full time by now, put the telly back on for the final score"
the barman puts the TV back on, and the lads are greeted by this score,

Man Utd 1 - Man City 1
(V'Nistlerooy 10 mins) (Goater 89 mins)

"Great!" shout the lads, "Van the Man has got a draw against City!"
With that the lads leg it back to Old Trafford to congratulate Ruud,
on entering the dressing room they see a sad looking Van Nistlerooy, "Great result Ruud" say the lads, but RVN replies "Sorry lads, i let you down", "No way fella, that was an amazing result on your own" reply the lads, "No you dont understand, i was sent off after 12 minutes"...........
 
That joke has a very very very very long beard.

Although that might be just an Israeli expression ;)
 
Originally posted by Amir:
<strong>That joke has a very very very very long beard.

Although that might be just an Israeli expression ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I knew a girl once with a "LONG BEARD"
Not sure if thats an Israeli expression. ;)