"I like the Bu'erry biskit base"
Dont like the random start times 9:30, 20:00, 21:00 CET
Early doors but the right one went tonight
Dont like the random start times 9:30, 20:00, 21:00 CET
Early doors but the right one went tonight
Masterchef Pro 2011
- Thread starter Stanley Road
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101
2x G.N. Sweepstake Winner, Apprentice Winner 2013
Not a fan of the new manly voice-over. Bring back India Fisher!
Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
Not a fan of the new manly voice-over. Bring back India Fisher!
Ditto.
Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
That Monica bird is a bit hard...but the main man, he's cool
You reckon she's a lesbian?
Stanley Road
Renaissance Man
That Monica bird is a bit hard...but the main man, he's cool
She is, i reckon she's got bigger balls than Mickey Roux
The Male voice over reminded me of Shelley from decades ago
I miss Torode banging his teeth with a spoon
pauldyson1uk
Full Member
That Monica bird is a bit hard...but the main man, he's cool
I agree she is hard has nails , but I also think she would be excellent to work with , you would learn so much for her.
The main man is just a star.
Stanley Road
Renaissance Man
I dont know if some of these chefs are unbelieveably shite or they got beat by nerves
The monkfish test was shocking
"You look like you cant even cook"
"Cheers Monika, im sure that'll do my confidence the world of good"
The monkfish test was shocking
"You look like you cant even cook"
"Cheers Monika, im sure that'll do my confidence the world of good"
WeasteDevil
New Member
It wasn't the best was it? Bone marrow was funny, and so was the way some of them destroyed the oysters. At the end of the day can these contestants really be called "professionals"? A load of them have been around 21 years old and most of the rest cook in the likes of hospitals and oil rigs.
Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
That Clare bird is a bit fit.
Heardy
Full Member
That balding critic looks like a right cnut!
WeasteDevil
New Member
Interesting that those that did best in rounds 1 and 2 throughout had such a hard time with the final test when they had to produce more than one plate of food. Round 1 he got dumped out, this round just finished that Steve bloke was lucky not to get dumped out.
Stanley Road
Renaissance Man
Fair play to the young girl, blew them away
That food critic with the balding head has a face that needs to be repeatedly punched, i will voulanteer. I hate him, i hate most of the critics, theres one posh bird with short dark hair, i'd like to set fire to her
That food critic with the balding head has a face that needs to be repeatedly punched, i will voulanteer. I hate him, i hate most of the critics, theres one posh bird with short dark hair, i'd like to set fire to her
Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
He couldn't wait to use that joke about the prawns being like a Michelin tyre rather than a Michelin star. The fat cnut.
Clare is the shit.
Clare is the shit.
101
2x G.N. Sweepstake Winner, Apprentice Winner 2013
The one whose face is the picture of misery? I'll get the matches, you sort out the fuel.Fair play to the young girl, blew them away
That food critic with the balding head has a face that needs to be repeatedly punched, i will voulanteer. I hate him, i hate most of the critics, theres one posh bird with short dark hair, i'd like to set fire to her
Stanley Road
Renaissance Man
Preparing a pigeon for roasting looked fun, especially if you havent done it before
My cat would have won that stage
My cat would have won that stage
friendlytramp
More full of crap than a curry house toilet
Is girish on this?
WeasteDevil
New Member
You're a bit behind!
friendlytramp
More full of crap than a curry house toilet
Sky plussed it and watched it last night. Is it girish?
WeasteDevil
New Member
Certainly looked like it, minus the scar.
iSparky
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weaste you should go on masterchef
friendlytramp
More full of crap than a curry house toilet
He even had the scar!
Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
If only we could taste what they serve up. Sort it out, TV manufacturers!
KingCantona87
Full Member
I wonder what happens to all the food they cook? I bet Greg Wallace scoffs it down....
101
2x G.N. Sweepstake Winner, Apprentice Winner 2013
Those two spikey haired lads look exactly the same to me on TV
Stanley Road
Renaissance Man
Bread rolled up to look like marrow, What the fk was that?
Glad that bloke got Panned for his gimmiky strawberry dessert
Glad that bloke got Panned for his gimmiky strawberry dessert
Stanley Road
Renaissance Man
Interesting cooking at Celler de Can Roca in Spain last night
The pastry chef looked madder than Marti Feldman in young frankestein, he belongd in a lab not a kitchen
Would be great to see the young girl win but that Ozzie will take some catching i reckon
The pastry chef looked madder than Marti Feldman in young frankestein, he belongd in a lab not a kitchen
Would be great to see the young girl win but that Ozzie will take some catching i reckon
RedMist99
Full Member
I know Claire through a friend so I know the final outcome of the series. She's very talented. I could spoil the result for you all if I so please mwahahaha
Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
Think it's Ash's to lose. All 3 are great chefs, though.
101
2x G.N. Sweepstake Winner, Apprentice Winner 2013
That was a good final
WeasteDevil
New Member
It was clear that he was going to win it around 2 weeks ago, he just never fecked up, apart from one time when his peas apparently didn't have enough depth of flavour.
101
2x G.N. Sweepstake Winner, Apprentice Winner 2013
True, the beeb need to find a way of editing it so it looks more competitive.It was clear that he was going to win it around 2 weeks ago, he just never fecked up, apart from one time when his peas apparently didn't have enough depth of flavour.
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