[Random Task]

It's a fecking joke jeez. Have jokes been banned on the caf?

Only to Californians.

 

[Drawfull]

Massively off-topic, but Qatar Airwary's ad on Sky having to put a 'business class' disclaimer under their health protocols isn't the best look ever.

No typos here.

 

[RedDevil@84]

what?

Mourinho was filmed telling his players to be "intelligent c**ts" rather than "stupid c**ts" in their Amazon documentary

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

He takes risks and its what makes him so good. You sound like LVG.

Yes but there is a limit. We are basically playing a second striker in midfield.

 

[RedDevil@84]

I feel sick

You should've skipped the last pint.

 

[LawCharltonBest]

I can’t believe it

 

[RedNed77]

I have a bad feeling about this one.

Then again, I was pretty confident going to the Chelsea game, so...

I have a bad feeling every time Evra goes on TV giving it the billy big bollocks about us. He’s a terrible jinx.

 

[RedDevil@84]

I can’t believe it

What happened?

 

[Bulldog United]

I'm still upbeat and confident despite the weekend setback. Let's hand Moyes a heavy defeat to chew on while travelling back to London. Our attack should make mincemeat of that lot. Good to see Pogba and Bruno back together today. 3 nil or 3-1 (if a greasy ball slips past De Gea)

 

[PoTMS]

Are you fecking kidding me? Are they still talking about Liverpool?

 

[Shark]

I'm still upbeat and confident despite the weekend setback. Let's hand Moyes a heavy defeat to chew on while travelling back to London. Our attack should make mincemeat of that lot. Good to see Pogba and Bruno back together today.

They could also cause our defense huge problems, our defence is shaky as feck and we've two starting full backs not playing.

 

[0le]

I feel sick

We'll win don't worry, lets do this!!!

 

[Charlie Foley]

Just heard Moyes voice for the first time in years. Think I’m suffering with ptsd now.

IllarraMENDI

 

[ha_rooney]

No excuses. Must win. Hopefully a more assured performance than recent games. Come on United!!

 

[Sassy Colin]

How's that Gonna help him from throwing the ball in his own net?

He would have less opportunity to throw it in his own net if the defence knew how to defend.

 

[Bulldog United]

Are you fecking kidding me? Are they still talking about Liverpool?

Why torture yourself? I just read here until kick off and then slip into the game. Scouse Sports were always going to behave like this once that lot won a league title. One Premier League title.

 

[0le]

What happened?

It isn't buttner.

 

[Jazz]

Come on lads!

 

[Bastian]

Did Will get another injury?

No, I just thought he wasn't ready to play against Chelsea.

Ole really needs to secure top 4 over the next two matches. Zero excuses.

 

[Schmeichel=God]

Against all odds pre January....LETS DO THIS!!!!

 

[Jazz]

You should've skipped the last pint.

I may resort to a couple with how nervous I feel.

 

[Man-United]

Not nervous one bit. Sunday is what matters.

 

[bondsname]

Did not know Marcus was religious, is he a muslim?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

As I thought. TFM on the right to cover Antonio and his pace. Williams will need to watch Bowen and his workrate on the left.
Having 2 young right footed FBs is a concern but hopefully they raise their game. Both have great opportunity to impress.

Midfield and forward line is as I thought. Expect Greenwood to get a few kicks so it'll be interesting to see what the officiating is like. Get control early on and don't let us get caught on the counter...that's West Ham's tactic

 

[Rozay]

Is there any chance we can play Fellaini tonight?

 

[Schmeichel=God]

Feel sorry for McTominay for how little he's been involved since the restart.

 

[Catt]

If we're only ahead by one goal going into the last 15 minutes I'll be shitting it. I just don't trust this team to hold onto a slim lead.

Expecting a crappy game

 

[LawCharltonBest]

What happened?

I just saw a dog humping a cat outside

 

[Schmeichel=God]

Is there any chance we can play Fellaini tonight?

Beam him in....surely the Chinese have that technology by now.

 

[48 hours]

Should crush these, just have to hope we don’t start like we’ve been out on the piss like the last few games

 

[Deery]

Might be a closer match than people think, we have to be right up for this to get a win.

 

[FireballXL5]

Mark fecking Noble. Can't stand that prick.

 

[Tony247]

c'mon united. don't feck this now.

 

[Drawfull]

Commentator wrong about FM surely? He played against palace didn't he?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Did not know Marcus was religious, is he a muslim?

Christian, probably a Baptist type as most people of Caribbean heritage are

 

[MUM]

Can we make sure that Noble remember's tonight for all the wrong reason's please.

 

[Schmeichel=God]

I just saw a dog humping a cat outside

Nice to see no prejudice in the animal world.... such advancement

 

[RedTiger]

IllarraMENDI

Uno dos tres times

 

[RedDevil@84]

I just saw a dog humping a cat outside

Did they have their masks on?

 

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please football Gods be kind to us today