[Irrational.]

Newcastle wasting time already. 11 minutes in.

 

[SirAnderson]

Newcastle DEFINITELY going to score first. Definitely.

 

[GifLord]

CR chance

 

[Tiber]

Time wasting in the first 10 mins. Thats a new one

 

[Catt]

Watch Newcastle take the lead

 

[Nogbadthebad]

Also, Sancho has looked more lively than he has ever done before for us

 

[Escobar]

Good start, lets get Mason more into the game and we will score

 

[Random Task]

Sancho is looking lively so far. Almost forgot about him to fair

 

[Desert Eagle]

Newcastle not pressing will suit us just fine.

 

[diarm]

I can't stop smiling. This is just so much fun!

Sancho, Bruno, Pogba, Greenwood and Ronaldo. Where the feck do you put your defenders?

 

[Pexbo]

This is like Christmas when you’re young and you have lots of new toys and don’t know which to focus your energy on.

 

[afrocentricity]

Newcastle time wasting and it's only been 10 minutes. wtf

I know

 

[mitchmouse]

waddle continuing to be a clueless cnut

 

[Sviken]

Sancho is impressing me these past few minutes. Very good from him. And Ronaldo starting to get his nerves together. Normal. Must be overwhelming to receive this kind of support even for him.

 

[Mr Smith]

There is a risk here that the occasion gets to our players and they start looking to feed Ronaldo every time rather than play normally...

 

[NewGlory]

Goosebumps. On top of the obvious (Ronaldo!) Sancho looks fantastic! This is a different footballer from the previous game. This is what we hoped for!!!

 

[Mr Pigeon]

CR chance

I love you.

 

[pablo__p]

The step-overs are back

Phil Neville legacy

 

[Denis79]

Varane and Sancho look like they have played in the PL for years.

 

[Catt]

I thought he only stands still and heads the ball now?

Legs gone

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Taylor needs to book this clown. This is a showpiece game and the goalie is wasting time in the first 10 minutes.

 

[Pronewbie]

Newcastle playing with fear, just like the smaller teams during Fergie's era.

 

[Irrational.]

Why’s that not a booking?

 

[mu4c_20le]

FFS leave bruno alone

 

[Catt]

Newcastle DEFINITELY going to score first. Definitely.

Ai

 

[DeGea]

We look really strong in every position

 

[mitchmouse]

wouldn't be surprised if we went behind...

 

[Catt]

Newcastle wins a throw-in

 

[Random Task]

Has moaning started already?

Moaning has been banned from the matchday thread in celebration of Ronaldo Day. Seems fair

 

[Pronewbie]

Why’s that not a booking?

Tactical fouls in less dangerous areas need to be nerfed with a yellow card.

 

[Bastian]

Clear yellow there from Ritchie.

 

[Real Name]

wouldn't be surprised if we went behind...

Based on?

 

[Blood Mage]

Sancho looking vastly improved from Wolves, I think he just needs to get used to playing in a more direct, less technical style.

 

[United in sin]

Not much of a recognizable pattern to our play so far.

 

[el3mel]

CR chance

Calling it a chance might be a little bit too much.

 

[KennyBurner]

bruno misplacing simple passes. Normal

 

[Irrational.]

Based on?

We seem to have a tendency to get suckerpunched.

 

[Pexbo]

Not much of a recognizable pattern to our play so far.

 

[Reynoldo]

This is like Christmas when you’re young and you have lots of new toys and don’t know which to focus your energy on.

It is

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Ronaldo and Bruno sloppy so far. Greenwood and the right side not in the game enough