[bdspeedy]

Does McTom know he's allowed to jump?

 

[kouroux]

At 2-0 down, watch them play a little better. All too predictable with this sorry set of players

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

This is what happens when we've not played for a month.

We look so rusty.

So rusty. It’s like a pre season game.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

We get the ball forward and end up having to play it back to the keeper. This team just doesn't how to play possesion footy and recycle the ball through central areas. Any sort of pressure and we get scared and either give it away or manage a side ways or backwards pass. This will take a long time to fix.

 

[krazyrobus]

Game over and it's only 35 mins. Welcome to the EPL ETH.

 

[mitchmouse]

It wasn't a corner. DDG didn't get a touch on it, and they scored with Varane off the field.

i wondered that

 

[Dec9003]

We are a team of cowards

We’re just not as good at football as city, nothing to do with mentality.

 

[Freak]

Eriksen is lost today

 

[mikeyt]

We were always going to be up against it here but the complete lack of composure of seasoned internationals is unbelievable and will someone please FFS teach Bruno how to pass to a teammate!

 

[santeria13]

holy feck, how hard is it to write Eriksen's name right? It's on his shirt ffs. I actually had to go and confirm it was spelt Eriksen because of the amount of Ericson or Eriksson I've seen on here.

 

[DWelbz19]

Pass the fecking ball around a team. Not trying to simply lump it fecking forward you pricks

 

[Zen86]

They haven’t even been that good. Gifted two goals and we’ve wasted the ball every time we’ve had it. A complete handout of a goal for Haaland there.

It’s another pitiful performance from us, a throwback to Rangnick where we couldn’t be arsed. Any team with an element of being ‘up for it’ would give these a game today, and we can’t even manage that.

 

[Houdini]

Haaland has such a punchable face.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Think I will go watch the NFL rather...

There's still time.

 

[Fortitude]

Christ.

 

[Shark]

Feck me

 

[Ralph1386]

Why is Erikson marking Haaland. Can only assume Varane was meant to be, but they didn't reshuffle well enough.

I think that’s what happened. A few seconds without Varane marking Haaland screwed us (not that we looked like winning anyway…)

 

[calodo2003]

Did that shot not hit the bar? Was it defo a corner?

DDG tipped it.

 

[McGrathsipan]

Too many luxury players.
Not enough grit.

 

[ha_rooney]

Omg embarrassing this

 

[always_hoping]

Poor at set pieces remains a major issue.

 

[RonaldoVII]

Eriksen having a mare. Think he's overrated

 

[Sassy Colin]

That goal would not have happened if Varane was on the pitch.

Correct (possibly)

 

[SNes]

I can't fault city if you play park the bus football you deserve nothing

 

[Desert Eagle]

@Desert Eagle It's fair to say it's over isn't it ?

Yeah its fecking over

 

[Judas]

Yeah might turn this off actually.

 

[Barthez]

This will end up 8-0

 

[pjaya]

Ok I called it 0-8

 

[Adam-Utd]

sheesh. we just haven’t turned up

 

[Salus Populi Suprema Lex]

Aw shit. This could get really embarrassing 3-0

 

[Freak]

This is emberassimg

 

[Heinzesight]

feck Oliver. Huge look-at-me cnut.

 

[Champ]

Nope, if we could string a few passes together, we could easily have been in a scoring position.

You were saying....

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Terrible

 

[CloneMC16]

What the feck are we doing? Our midfield was nonexistent.

 

[Gazautd18]

go feck yourself Tyler

 

[kouroux]

This could be 7-8 to 0

 

[Irrational.]

3-0

 

[saivet]

Embarrassing scenes

 

[Fortitude]

Where the feck is the midfield.