Man Utd's Team Bus - Who sits with Who??

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I would expect Ole and Diego to be the lads down the back shouting abuse at the dicks up the front.

I would expect Beckham to be sitted as close to Ferguson so he could throw his jacket down on the ground for Fergie to walk over it when the bus parks.

I'd expect Veron to be sitted beside Blanc. Two experinced internationals talking about the great days they had in the international arena.

I'd expect Giggs and Keano to be together as they both have alot in common. 2 great servants to the clubs, Former Captains, both Captained their country and both hate the English.

I'd expect the Neville twins to be together to support each other in case someone makes a go at any of them.

Here this is fun, so why just let me have it. Who would you put sitting together. Best partnership wins a years supply of the letter S.
 
Originally posted by MPTutd:
<strong>SAF sits with Rio and Ruud sits with Ole.

Have you not seen the Nike advert.... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

No
 
Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>RVN stands alone..

In a special box, that the bus tows..

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

You cann't get a towbar on a bus. No one would insure ya.
 
either:

1. SAF with keane, discussing who United should sell and buy this Jan or this summer. they seem to agree that certain members of the club don't give their all anymore.

2. Keane sits alone at the back of the bus where there are 5 seaters.. he seems like the boss, so get gets all the space to himself and can lie down to sleep whenever his hip hurts. he can also call players to his 'chamber' and smack them in the head for not playing well in certain games.

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Sir Alex sits on an armchair tied to the top of the bus.
Keane is indeed at the back - on a special gerbil-wheel to power the bus.
 
Dwight Yorke used to be the bus driver. Now apparently he's been replaced by Keane. At traffic lights, when it's yellow, he screeches to a halt and walks off without waiting for the red, leaving the passengers stranded.
 
Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>Maybe not in Ireland, but insurance is weird over there..</strong><hr></blockquote>

heskey and houlier take another bus coz both dont fit in
 
Apparently, there are four different compartments in the bus.

1. Reserved for SAF and his Portuguese sidekick.

2. Football players section - Veron, Giggs and Blanc sit in this section, with occasional visits by Keane, RVN and Rio. A 7th seat is reserved for O'Shea.

3. Wannabe football players section - Becks, Scholes, OGS, Butt, Silvestre and Forlan all fit smugly here.

4. Headless Chickens section - This large compartment is reserved for the rest of the squad.
 
what RG told me...

Giggs + Butt
Bex + Gaz
Larry + Fab
Veron + Keane (for vicious "I Spy..." grudge matches)
Rio + Wes
Mickey + John
Phil + Scolsey
Ruud + Ole
Diego + Fred

i have to sit in the luggage compartment as a bit of Giggsy's stuff :mad:
 
Originally posted by scalisto:
<strong>

3. Wannabe football players section - Becks, Scholes, OGS, Butt, Silvestre and Forlan all fit smugly here.

4. Headless Chickens section - This large compartment is reserved for the rest of the squad.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Saddo.
 
Originally posted by DanishDevil:
<strong>

You should be lucky to even get on the bus - Any other man, would place you in the kitchen ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

:eek: DD i'm appalled!

now get back to the grindstone you sexist git!