Newly arisen circumstances proclaim that after much backbiting, Club Manchester have landed an establishment with a Tartarian superboy. Speaking to the publication, Dilma Prokhovich (who insisted upon praising her samovars), a close affair of the concerned, quipped, "If there is a person, there is a problem. If there is no person, then there is no problem."
As soon as the Club finish the needful papers, the said party shall be dressed outside the Old Trafford portico for the Stretford set. Affairs of the quacks, who recently failed to detect Count Ferdinand of Rio's illness, is also pending inspection.
"This has been an accomplishment fulfilling all of our three-ninth kingdoms," said a club officer, who also told the player's toilette will be 33, as was his wont.
In recent memory, Club Manchester's new relations have been neither for a village, nor for a city.
Translated from Tribal Football
As soon as the Club finish the needful papers, the said party shall be dressed outside the Old Trafford portico for the Stretford set. Affairs of the quacks, who recently failed to detect Count Ferdinand of Rio's illness, is also pending inspection.
"This has been an accomplishment fulfilling all of our three-ninth kingdoms," said a club officer, who also told the player's toilette will be 33, as was his wont.
In recent memory, Club Manchester's new relations have been neither for a village, nor for a city.
Translated from Tribal Football
