Machete

[maldini]

This deserves a thread of its own.

Forget that over hyped baloney that was Dark Knight or Inception. THIS was the greatest shit of all time.

Completely random over-the-top violence and Danny Trejo as the hero! Just came from the theaters.

Easily the best movie I've ever seen.

 

[Ish]

Was that Seagal I saw aswell?

At least there's some good eye candy in there: Michelle Rodrigues and Jessica Alba.

MACHETE - Movie Trailers & Clips - Rotten Tomatoes

& what's up with the trailer - "introducing" Don Johnson. That man is older than my grandad.

 

[gaffs]

Im gonna watch this tonight. Looks like it could be either very good or really bad. Robert Rodriquez films are usually great.


Its all over those evil torrent sites.

 

[championo]

It is up there with Last airbender.( -4.5/10)

 

[gaffs]

It is up there with Last airbender.( -4.5/10)

Isnt the Last Airbender more like a 0.5/10?

On IMDB, Machete has 7.6.

 

[Mockney]

It's the film the Expendables should've been. I enjoyed it. It's fecking ridiculous.

 

[CassiusClaymore]

It was ok. Would've been better made 20 years ago when Trejo wasn't shuffling around like an old man that's shat himself.

I particularly enjoyed the innovative use of a mans intestines as an escape out of a window. Oh and Jessica Alba in the shower.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Haha, I can't wait to see this.

 

[Ekeke]

It was alright. Much better than the expendables yeah

 

[Alex]

It was a good movie going experience, it was original, but yet still catered to the audience's need for sex and violence at times. Overall, very enjoyable, but no not the best movie ever

 

[UnofficialDevil]

oh yes

 

[Massive Spanner]

It was a good movie going experience, it was original, but yet still catered to the audience's need for sex and violence at times. Overall, very enjoyable, but no not the best movie ever

Aw well I'm not going to watch it then.

 

[Doogie]

Quite disappointed in this:

 

[Solius]

Quite disappointed in this:

I would like access to that technology.

 

[Massive Spanner]

She's wearing that underwear in the red band trailer though...

(I haven't seen the film yet)

 

[CassiusClaymore]

Quite disappointed in this:

Really?! I feel violated. Spent ages tinkering with the pause button so I could line up a decent wank shot as well.