"I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance because I'm very active...I need to ejaculate whenever I have free time,” he says a few hours after having penile prosthesis surgery to amplify his sexual performance. "A wonderful surgery, I had it to be as performant as when I was young. My erection is natural,“ he continues, ”but with this device I press a button that allows me to be able to perfectly control both the erection and the timing," he adds.
Lazio falconer fired for showing penis on Instagram after surgery. Surgery performed by lazio staff member, also fired.
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"I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance because I'm very active...I need to ejaculate whenever I have free time,” he says a few hours after having penile prosthesis surgery to amplify his sexual performance. "A wonderful surgery, I had it to be as performant as when I was young. My erection is natural,“ he continues, ”but with this device I press a button that allows me to be able to perfectly control both the erection and the timing," he adds.
I have many questions, but first what is a falconer
Someone that has falcons.
Given Lazio's reputation I bet he asked the surgeon to help him dress to the right.
He was a Mussolini fan apparently.
So glad you asked
cyborg penis falcon teacher,
cyborg penis go,
makes you high, makes you fly,
do you really wanna Lazio?
cyborg penis go,
makes you high, makes you fly,
do you really wanna Lazio?
Am I the only person that want to see the pictures?
Can we update his tagline?
Yes, yes you are
Did nazi see that cumming.
You goddamn dumb son of a bitch. You had it. You’d done the hard work. It was all there. I was going to give you minimum two green smilies and then I see you’ve left the word “see” in there. Come on. You’re better than this. Theoretically.
I was talking about the falcon.
Impressive cock.
No, thanks. I got to see enough fascist dicks recently.
I love a good bird of prey.
Someone good with birds
What a dick.
Damn son
What the hell did I just read
And thats why he is a falconer.
Well, he supports Lazio, so that is a given.
Touché
You mengeled that pun
Some that falcons.
Poor guy. He was clearly so proud to show off his new toy and it's been thrown back in his face.
Good job the falcon never got hold of it.
I just hope he can res-erect his career after this. He has a hard life ahead of him.
I'll get my coat...
So, I assume he gets his own mural now.
The usual practice to train falcons is to offer them a piece of raw meat. In this case, the bird gets meat and two veg.
Does he come on time?
Is his name Mike Hawk?
... are eggs vegetables?
But why bid such a derisory offer for Garna??!