Kemo's wish list

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So, I did a little research, took about 5 mins to come up with the most astonishing wish list yet seen on red cafe, although I must confess I was a bit harsh when I suggested you'd mentioned 300.

I'll name the players that kemo is interested in in alphabetical order:

Aghahowa
Bridge
Crespo
D'Allessandro
Dalmat
Di Canio
Doni
Duff
Fran
Finnan
Landreau
Mexes who you'd prefer over.......
Nesta who you want to play at right back!
Petzelogu who?
Samuel
Savio
Stankovic
Rivaldo
Ronaldo
and last but not least Zanetti.

So this begs the question, other than Scholes, who should we sell in your opinion?

Well, in another thread you suggest a number of player amongst which you list Rachubka who we'll get 8m for and Culkin who we'll get 4m for!! I ask you!!

To your credit though you did suggest that Giggs shouldn't be swapped for Thuram.

And it's only 3 days after the seasons end. We have a mere 3 months to go folks. Do you think my 300 prediction could come true?
 
So all we have to do is get 150 million for Scholes and we can get the lot <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> :rolleyes:
 
Aghahowa: If he proves himself at World Cup but highly unlikely.
Bridge: Liverpool to have been linked. Fergie has not indicated interest
Crespo: 40million pounds is too much for Fergie. Don't expect him at OT. Just xpect him at the Nou camp.
D'Allessandro: Real Madrid has now expressed interest. You know what that means!
Dalmat: Fergie has said not about him. Highly unlikely.
Di Canio: Still A Fergie favorite. But age might rule him out. Wolud probably be alast resort if a one of Rivaldo or Ronaldo are not signed
Doni: Interests. Fergie is Italian. But is till unproven.
Duff: Ideal Giggs replcement. But Unied only seem interested oif a swap is on the cards. Doubt it will happen.
Fran : Just a rumour.
Finnan: He is worth Fegrie's time. But the greek Christos is cheaper.
Landreau: He is on a free next season. Also, Barthez recomends him highly for the National team. So if Fab stays, expect him to want himn as his back up so that he too can be in the french team.
Mexes : Cheaper and as good as Nesta but will not move till next season.
Nesta: The best possible buy. Only expensive. would be ideal for right back only if we bought Ayala and no other right backs. Blanc is not benchable in Fergie's squads. Else he would partner Blanc. However Lazio might not sell.
Petzelogu : He is good. Don't be suprised if Fergie does get him He is good. Especially if he is the guy I remember who rendered England's left useless in the world cup qualifier. Can play both right back and right wing.
Samuel :A great player, cheaper than Nesta, younger. Howver it' is doubtful he will be sold by roma when he is their best defender.
Savio: Fergie tried getting him on loan in ,midseason but he refused coz he seeked a long term deal. Is on a free this summer. It is obvious Fergie will most lkely sign him as cobver for Giggs.
Stankovic: My dream player but Lazio will never sell.
Rivaldo: The one guy Fergie wants like I do. If Barca sell him Fergie will purchase. Have no doubts about it!
Ronaldo: Only if Fergie fails to get Rivaldo. But i fully expect him at Barca or Real Madrid next season.
Zanetti: Fergie has chased him for years. Ibeliev now that Inbter want to sell Fergie will get him. He can play right and left back lus right midfield..

Hence my wish list only includes Landreau, Savio, Rivaldo/Ronaldo, Nesta, Thuram or Ayala and Zanetti. I believe we will most likely end up with Landreau, Savio on frees, Zanetti(10m), Christos(4m), Nesta(22m), and Rivaldo(23m).
minus sales of Yorke(7m),P Neville(6m), Fortune(5m),Webber(4m), Rachubka(2m) equals 35million pounds. Highly plausible if you ask me. Last season we spent 28m onveron and 18.5 on Vaan"the man" equalling 46.5. So I'm I really mad HUH? :D
 
Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>Di Canio: Still A Fergie favorite. But age might rule him out. Wolud probably be alast resort if a one of Rivaldo or Ronaldo are not signed</strong><hr></blockquote>

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Hence my wish list only includes Landreau, Savio, Rivaldo/Ronaldo, Nesta, Thuram or Ayala and Zanetti. I believe we will most likely end up with Landreau, Savio on frees, Zanetti(10m), Christos(4m), Nesta(22m), and Rivaldo(23m).
minus sales of Yorke(7m),P Neville(6m), Fortune(5m),Webber(4m), Rachubka(2m) equals 35million pounds. Highly plausible if you ask me. Last season we spent 28m onveron and 18.5 on Vaan"the man" equalling 46.5. So I'm I really mad HUH?

You are really mad man ;)
 
You lot a probably the stupediest feckers I have ever dealt with. <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />
 
Whoa! Hold your horses mate. You're starting to sound like jsv. Wtf are you on about? You're posting in a transfer forum on a United webiste about 22 odd players all of whom you'd like to see in a United shirt. Don't you think that's just a bit daft? Unrealistic perhaps? Plain fecking stupid? We may sign two or three. Things is kemo you pop up in every thread advocating we sign this player, that player etc etc. If you want anyone to take you seriously I think you need to stop pretending that managing United is your job and is as easy as Championship Manager is.
 
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> i was wondering how long it would take someone to post this...

5million for Fortune?????? as much i as like the bloke i find that pretty <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by golden_blunder:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> i was wondering how long it would take someone to post this...</strong><hr></blockquote>

You knew it would be me an all didn't you ;)
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Originally posted by Dans:
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I'll name the players that kemo is interested in in alphabetical order:

Aghahowa
Bridge
Crespo
D'Allessandro
Dalmat
Di Canio
Doni
Duff
Fran
Finnan
Landreau
Mexes who you'd prefer over.......
Nesta who you want to play at right back!
Petzelogu who?
Samuel
Savio
Stankovic
Rivaldo
Ronaldo
and last but not least Zanetti.

</strong><hr></blockquote>

That list is unrealistic

We won't be signing Savio ;)
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Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>Fergie is Italian. But is till unproven.
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Fergie is Italian? But you can't prove it?
Okay.
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I have heard on the grapevine that we are going to sign this guy <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> for the bargain price of £50mill

for more information, contact transfers.kemo@kampalacentral.com

'eckin twat! :D
 
Originally posted by kemo:
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Who is going to pay that, Liverpool <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>sales of etc Rachubka(2m) equals 35million pounds. </strong><hr></blockquote>

So you were only 90% off with the Rachubka figure,
presuming that your 90% of with 35 mill leaving us with 3.5 mill it leaves us a bit short.

Maybe Fergie could do what allways do in CM when im in need of cash.
Take controll of Rangers with an Alias and buy some over the hill fecker off meself for several million ;)
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LOOKS LIKE WE'LL A TOTALLY NEW ....I MEAN NEW TEAM...... HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
<strong>Hence my wish list only includes Landreau, Savio, Rivaldo/Ronaldo, Nesta, Thuram or Ayala and Zanetti. I believe we will most likely end up with Landreau, Savio on frees, Zanetti(10m), Christos(4m), Nesta(22m), and Rivaldo(23m).
minus sales of Yorke(7m),P Neville(6m), Fortune(5m),Webber(4m), Rachubka(2m) equals 35million pounds. Highly plausible if you ask me. Last season we spent 28m onveron and 18.5 on Vaan"the man" equalling 46.5. So I'm I really mad HUH?

You are really mad man ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Kemo, just wanna inform you that Rachubka has left for 200K. That's showed the accuracy of your estimates.
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Hey I'm only human. :o
Though a soccer FANATIC at that! <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />
 
Wasn't Fortune for sale at the end of last season for 3.5 million and nobody wanted him so how do you reckon we'll get 5million for him?? :rolleyes:
 
Wrong. Man Utd put him up for 7m. hats why no one came! :D
 
Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>Wrong. Man Utd put him up for 7m. hats why no one came! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Are you sure it wasn't 17m kemo?
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Dans are you the one who set that price For him? For I know what the oficial MU sight said! :p
 
Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>Dans are you the one who set that price For him? For I know what the oficial MU sight said! :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

What the feck are you on about now? You are the full on looney tune aren't you?
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Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>
&gt;Di Canio: Still A Fergie favorite. But age might &gt;rule him out. Wolud probably be alast resort if &gt;a one of Rivaldo or Ronaldo are not signed

1) Mentioning those two in the same breath as PDC is blasphemus.

&gt;Fergie is Italian. But is till unproven.

2) ???

&gt;Landreau: He is on a free next season. Also, &gt;Barthez recomends him highly for the National &gt;team. So if Fab stays, expect him to want himn &gt;as his back up so that he too can be in the &gt;french team.

3) He too who? Barthez. Sure, the best way for Barthez to keep his place is to get his challenger as his backup. 'Not sure what Landreau would make of that though.

&gt;Nesta: The best possible buy. Only expensive.

4) Slight problemo

&gt;would be ideal for right back

5) What are you on about mate?

&gt;Savio: It is obvious Fergie will most lkely sign &gt;him as cobver for Giggs.

6) Obvious to you maybe but not to the 99.9% of sane people on this forum.

&gt;Hence my wish list only includes Landreau, &gt;Savio, Rivaldo/Ronaldo, Nesta, Thuram or Ayala &gt;and Zanetti.

7) The word ONLY has to mean something else over there...

&gt; minus sales of Yorke(7m),P Neville(6m), &gt; Fortune(5m),Webber(4m), Rachubka(2m)

8) I'm sure Fergie would happily offload all those for a knockdown 14m. God, you are Fergie's dream, if only you managed Real!

BTW, every single other player you mention you just go on about how there is no chance they will come. What's the bloody point then? Not asking you to shut up though. You're hilarious.

&gt;So I'm I really mad HUH? :D

BONKERS, RAVING LUNATIC, whichever you prefer.
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:confused: <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
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Kemo, have you figured this out yet: everyone thinks you're a nutter!
 
Originally posted by Murt:
<strong>
Maybe Fergie could do what allways do in CM when im in need of cash.
Take controll of Rangers with an Alias and buy some over the hill fecker off meself for several million ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

And even then, if you tried to buy Rachubka for 2m the Rangers board would block the transfer and, were you to insist, sack you.

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> at Kemo's transfer fees
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Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Kemo, have you figured this out yet: everyone thinks you're a nutter!</strong><hr></blockquote>

How come you think you can speak for everyone on here, eh Lily?
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Originally posted by JSV:
<strong>

How come you think you can speak for everyone on here, eh Lily?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, you're desperate now JSV. In answer to your question, in this case many have stated as much in amongst others, this thread. Hence my loosish use of the word "everyone". Your claim to represent everyone hinged on the somewhat flawed idea that nobody saying anything meant everyone.

Can you see the difference there JSV?
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Originally posted by Dans:
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Oh, you're desperate now JSV. In answer to your question, in this case many have stated as much in amongst others, this thread. Hence my loosish use of the word "everyone". Your claim to represent everyone hinged on the somewhat flawed idea that nobody saying anything meant everyone.

Can you see the difference there JSV?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Kin'ell, what's all this Danny???

I miss a thread and find you going off on one on your own in here. So now 'everyone' is a 'loosish everyone', eh?

I haven't claimed to represent anyone. Tell me where I have done that? Neither have I said everyone who isn't joining this thread agrees with me. That's just those words in your head again.

Errr, yes. What relevance does that have here?
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Bloody hell, I knew you'd get your knickers in a twist about that. I actually hesitated to bring this back because I thought you'd go off on one. Note the date jsv. It's from a month ago. You never responded. It's dead. The point of reviving this thread isn't to call you on this issue it's to get the kemo thing going again.
 
Fair enough, and I did see the date an'all. Just didn't want you to think I avoided the issue or anything. Carry on.
 
Originally posted by kemo:
<strong>Further more I am tired of a few p*ss**s who's names I will NOT mention giving me stick whenever I post and opinion. Get a life for heaven's sake!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>

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