Nearly six years since FOTR first came out, but you can keep the movie alive by bringing it's dialogue into your every day life.
FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.
Galadriel: The world is changed. Speaks for itself. Unfortunately, all too true.
Galadriel: I feel it in the water. Telling your doctor you think you have a bladder infection
Galadriel: I smell it in the air. Accusations against husband, child or dog.
Galadriel: Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. Speaking of men before marriage
Frodo: You're late! Can be used in all number of circumstances and directed at the majority of humans, especially men
Frodo: He is up to something. When talking to friends about partner/husband
Bilbo: No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations! Useful on a Sunday morning when you’re having a lie-in
Gandalf: You haven’t aged a day. Lying to old schoofriend
Bilbo: Come on, come in! Welcome, welcome! Should man from Littlewoods (Football Pools) or the Lottery call
Bilbo:! Not that it matters, you come and go as you please. Always have done and always will. More husband material
Bilbo: You caught me a bit unprepared, I'm afraid. We have some cold chicken and pickles... Here's some cheese here- oh no it won't do. There we got raspberry jam and apple tart... Not much for afterlunch - oh no! We're all right. I have some cake. I can make you some eggs if you like - Should Vanessa Feltz or Rik Waller call in unexpectedly
Bilbo: I'm not at home! Instructions to child when debt collector/milkman etc. at door
Bilbo: I need a holiday, a very long holiday, Any working mum
Sam: I think I’ll just have another beer. Husband on night out
Frodo: Oh no you don’t. Wife’s response
Merry: No, the big one, the big one! Instruction to husband when he's at the Adult Toy Drawer.
Pippin: It was your idea! Any time you are trying to escape blame.
Frodo: Watch out for the dragon. Advice for friend visiting partners mother, or meeting her for the first time.
Bilbo: I, uh, I h-have things to do. I’ve put this off for far too long. Those of us who spend too long on the PC or watching DVDs
Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly clever. On the numerous occasions when husband does something that's actually terribly stupid.
Bilbo: It’s in an envelope over there on the mantelpiece. Money for the milkman, key for neighbour when going on holiday etc. etc.
Bilbo:. Heh, isn’t that, isn’t that odd though? Thinking kids just might have done the dishes whilst you’re out
Gandalf: There’s no need to get angry. Husband tries to pacify you
Bilbo: Well if I’m angry, it’s your fault! Your response
Gandalf: I think you’ve had that Ring quite long enough. Husband/Wife hinting at divorce
Gandalf: Until our next meeting. If you are a company director
Gandalf: My precious… Precious… Husband when he’s after something!
Frodo: He's gone hasn't he? He talked for so long about leaving. I didn't think he'd really do it. Coming home to find husband’s wardrobe empty.
Gandalf: Questions. Questions that need answering! You finally get on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire" - or you refuse to let husband move until he tells you where he's been etc.
FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.
Galadriel: The world is changed. Speaks for itself. Unfortunately, all too true.
Galadriel: I feel it in the water. Telling your doctor you think you have a bladder infection
Galadriel: I smell it in the air. Accusations against husband, child or dog.
Galadriel: Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. Speaking of men before marriage
Frodo: You're late! Can be used in all number of circumstances and directed at the majority of humans, especially men
Frodo: He is up to something. When talking to friends about partner/husband
Bilbo: No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations! Useful on a Sunday morning when you’re having a lie-in
Gandalf: You haven’t aged a day. Lying to old schoofriend
Bilbo: Come on, come in! Welcome, welcome! Should man from Littlewoods (Football Pools) or the Lottery call
Bilbo:! Not that it matters, you come and go as you please. Always have done and always will. More husband material
Bilbo: You caught me a bit unprepared, I'm afraid. We have some cold chicken and pickles... Here's some cheese here- oh no it won't do. There we got raspberry jam and apple tart... Not much for afterlunch - oh no! We're all right. I have some cake. I can make you some eggs if you like - Should Vanessa Feltz or Rik Waller call in unexpectedly
Bilbo: I'm not at home! Instructions to child when debt collector/milkman etc. at door
Bilbo: I need a holiday, a very long holiday, Any working mum
Sam: I think I’ll just have another beer. Husband on night out
Frodo: Oh no you don’t. Wife’s response
Merry: No, the big one, the big one! Instruction to husband when he's at the Adult Toy Drawer.
Pippin: It was your idea! Any time you are trying to escape blame.
Frodo: Watch out for the dragon. Advice for friend visiting partners mother, or meeting her for the first time.
Bilbo: I, uh, I h-have things to do. I’ve put this off for far too long. Those of us who spend too long on the PC or watching DVDs
Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly clever. On the numerous occasions when husband does something that's actually terribly stupid.
Bilbo: It’s in an envelope over there on the mantelpiece. Money for the milkman, key for neighbour when going on holiday etc. etc.
Bilbo:. Heh, isn’t that, isn’t that odd though? Thinking kids just might have done the dishes whilst you’re out
Gandalf: There’s no need to get angry. Husband tries to pacify you
Bilbo: Well if I’m angry, it’s your fault! Your response
Gandalf: I think you’ve had that Ring quite long enough. Husband/Wife hinting at divorce
Gandalf: Until our next meeting. If you are a company director
Gandalf: My precious… Precious… Husband when he’s after something!
Frodo: He's gone hasn't he? He talked for so long about leaving. I didn't think he'd really do it. Coming home to find husband’s wardrobe empty.
Gandalf: Questions. Questions that need answering! You finally get on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire" - or you refuse to let husband move until he tells you where he's been etc.
