Katie Melua

[London_Red]

Is it just me or is she as boring as watching paint dry???? I feel like jabbing myself in the eye with a rusty spoon just to make sure i haven't fallen into a premature comatosed state. Saw her new album being advertised on telly earlier and i actually felt my life slipping away and my brain telling my body to stop pumping blood.

fecking hell love cheer up and try not to put everyone into a vegetative state.

Her album should come with a warning not to listen to while operating heavy machinery, driving or if you are in a remotely good mood as that smile on your face will disappear very quickly.

 

[REd FUn DevIl]

Ermm, looks cute... Her music? I havent heard her yet

 

[Marcosdeto]

she can sing whatever she wants

i'll lend her my meat mic

 

[Spoony]

I'd love to take her up the batty.

 

[Spammy]

She's fecking fit as.

 

[Spoony]

She's got really nice eyes and all.

I like those.

 

[thoward]

Good looking bird.

 

[Richter]

Did anyone mention that she has nice eyes?

 

[el eric]

She's seriously good lookin

music is tripe though

heard a rumour she drinks from the furry cup, probably bollox though

 

[wancolos]

I want to marry her...

 

[M160RA]

Did anyone mention that she has nice eyes?

No, I think I'll be the first to say it: she has nice eyes.

 

[golden_blunder]

she went to school in Belfast

I had her

 

[a_devil_inside]

not a fan of her music, but she's gorgeous

 

[Shotgun raisin]

Other than the arse chin, she's really good looking. It should be considered an international war crime for her to make anymore music though.

 

[Clueless]

Quite enjoyable music really.

Easy listening.

 

[Marcosdeto]

i'd love to see my cum dripping from her chin

 

[TuTuHimm]

She is fooookin hot. I think her music is ok, not my cup of tea, but a lot better than other hot females are doing. I think her voice is lovely.

 

[Spammy]

I'd lick the shit from her crack.



PS. She's got nice eyes.

 

[Marcosdeto]

I'd lick the shit from her crack.



PS. She's got nice eyes.

i said that first

she has nice eyes

 

[redender]

She's seriously good lookin

music is tripe though

heard a rumour she drinks from the furry cup, probably bollox though

nah shes got a fella... was reading in Hello mag!

 

[francobaresi]

nice eyes

shit music

 

[TuTuHimm]

nah shes got a fella... was reading in Hello mag!

Well I wouldn't say we're a couple but dating, we're feckbuddies

 

[Spoony]

No one's mentioned her lovely brown eyes yet. So I will.

She's got lovely eyes.

 

[Hammer Michael]

My doctor's surgery had her music piped into the waiting area yesterday. Was there waiting to pick up the wife after her check-up, and had to listen to this middle-of-road pap for nearly twenty minutes. I felt like making an appointment myself to see if I had suicidal tendancies!

Pretty girl though - which probably goes a long way to explaining her success.

Ohh - and nice eyes, by the way.

 

[francobaresi]

The only way those eyes could be improved, is by coating them with my stinkin salty love yogurt

 

[Hammer Michael]

The only way those eyes could be improved, is by coating them with my stinkin salty love yogurt

It's funny, but you don't see that being sold in many supermarkets! Love to hear the condescending woman's voice of M&S advertise THAT!

"This isn't just yoghurt, this is M&S stinkin salty love yogurt"!

 

[a_devil_inside]

No one's mentioned her lovely brown eyes yet. So I will.

She's got lovely eyes.

3 lovely brown eyes, at least thats what I imagine

 

[londonredmaniac]

her stuff is decent

 

[TuTuHimm]

her stuff is decent

Well i think her stuff is great, but her music is decent

 

[francobaresi]

It's funny, but you don't see that being sold in many supermarkets! Love to hear the condescending woman's voice of M&S advertise THAT!

"This isn't just yoghurt, this is M&S stinkin salty love yogurt"!