John Rambo

Hard work, but I don't think Love Actually would have been made better with the inclusion of zombies. Or The Truman Show.

Citizen Kane, on the other hand...

"Rosebud... ARRRGGHHH MY EYES"
Substitute Laura Linney's brother in the movie with a zombie and you have one hell of side plot. With the Truman Show, what if everybody around him was a zombie and he had to live his life like normal. That'd be one hell of a movie.
 
Is there any incest?

Incest >>> Zombies
 
The day I wank over a Zombie is the day I seek professional help...















That day was yesterday, I've an appointment this afternoon..
 
Do you emotionally connect with the character?


yes, especially 'First Blood'.

i feel a deep socio and psychopathological need to enact sickening violent retribution on those who besmirch my good character or fail to understand my experiential rage that burns within.

I also like to cover my naked self, head to toe in mud whilst masturbating in the shiny blade of a commando knife.

It is safe to say that i often adopt a john rambo persona. its a safety net and a defence mechanism.
 
Are there tits in it (aside from Rockys!)

Yes there are...


Iv just watched it. Theres a screener out.

Not a bad film, lots of gore. He didnt bare his chest once, so the ladies wont be happy. And I recall him asking to look at one of the soldiers compass' so clearly he has lost his Rambo Knife. And he got shot and didnt stitch himself up. Neither did he make spears and 'man traps'

Some cnut out of corrie was in it tho, a mechanic I think. In corrie, not the film.


Its like an 80's film thats been updated, without the Rambo knife, stitche's and man traps.
 
Kevin?

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no.

Kevin doesnt really look the sort of person that gets cammed up and shoots people.

google John Rambo sniper. That should show you who it was.