(January window) All I want for Christmas is..

Rashford gone.

A LWB, Nuno Mendes, or any other similar in ilk.

A striker on loan (till we can get Gyokeres)

A CM would be a bonus so we can drop Bruno if he loses his head again and starts spamming when we go down.
 
I would love Eduardo Camavinga.

Young with bags of potential and can carry the ball forward from midfield.
 
Rashford out.
Kvaratskhelia, Osimhen and Nuno Mendes in.
Or is the time for miracles over?
 
LWB: a must.

Striker or attacking midfielder who is creative and can score. Isak would be great but is unrealistic.

Onana
Yoro DeLigt Martínez/Shaw
Mazraoui Bruno Ugarte LWB
Amad CAM
Höjlund
 
Out:
Rashford. Best for both parties.
Still a fantastic talent when his heads right but I think he really needs a new challenge, likely outside of England.

In:
It really is a toss up between a LWB or a forward. I don't think we're in a position to do both unless something really favourable emerges.
For balance sake I would go for a LB/LWB. Who that would be is anyone's guess. I like the Bournemouth fullback, someone I suggested sometime back, and our former United reserve player seems to be doing well in Portugal with Benfica. I believe we can get him for a decent cut price too.

New contract:
Lindelof. Why not.
 
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Would he start in the -18's over Ibragimov?

I'd love a left wing back as we have 0 players of good quality there. Gutierrez looks nice in the 5 minutes i've seen him, but let's leave it to the scouts.

a battling + good ball playing central midfielder next to Ugarte would also be nice, as well as a new number 10, a striker, right wing back (or clone Amad).. It's still a long way i guess.
 
Out:
Rashford. Best for both parties.
Still a fantastic talent when his heads right but I think he really needs a new challenge, likely outside of England.

In:
It really is a toss up between a LWB or a forward. I don't think we're in a position to do both unless something really favourable emerges.
For balance sake I would go for a LB/LWB. Who that would be is anyone's guess. I like the Bournemouth fullback, someone I suggested sometime back, and our former United reserve player seems to be doing well in Portugal with Benfica. I believe we can get him for a decent cut price too.

New contract:
Lindelof. Why not.
Why would you ruin my thread with that shit. Bloody Christmas ruined, thanks pal
 
Get rid of our useless and highest earners, this is more difficult than bringing in new players.
 
All I want for Xmas is Margot Robbie.

She'd make a great shopping companion for my wife while I go to the match

(if that's out, maybe a lot less adverts on Red Cafe? Looking at one here celebrating Trump. No, ta)
 
All I want for Xmas is Margot Robbie.

She'd make a great shopping companion for my wife while I go to the match

(if that's out, maybe a lot less adverts on Red Cafe? Looking at one here celebrating Trump. No, ta)

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For our manager to realise he will need 6 windows to make this system work, by which time he will already be fired.
 
Dear Santa,

I know this is late but in January can I have Musiala, Wirtz, Frimpong, Mendes, Ederson and Branthwaite. I have some returns as well.

If you can’t give me those I’ll settle for Ederson, Gomes (wolves) Nypan and a LWB
 
Out:
Rashford. Best for both parties.
Still a fantastic talent when his heads right but I think he really needs a new challenge, likely outside of England.

In:
It really is a toss up between a LWB or a forward. I don't think we're in a position to do both unless something really favourable emerges.
For balance sake I would go for a LB/LWB. Who that would be is anyone's guess. I like the Bournemouth fullback, someone I suggested sometime back, and our former United reserve player seems to be doing well in Portugal with Benfica. I believe we can get him for a decent cut price too.

New contract:
Lindelof. Why not.

Yeah I suspect we will have to choose