Is the Caf running in slow motion?

Nick 0208 Ldn

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Or is it my net connection?

Seems like a problem that may lead to double posting, as you don't think you were successful the first time around.
 
Yep I've recieved 4 copies of the same PM
 
Yep site is running slow atm, looking into it
 
Very slow for me too. :(

I blame ciderman9000000
 
Moses.

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Things that take less time than a thread takes to load on the Caf at the moment.

- Sergio Busquets' reaction to a 'foul'.
- A Stoke City long ball returns to earth.
- Fabio Capello starts and completes a sentence in English.
- The average length of time between an Arsenal player hitting form and transferring to City/Barca.
- Jamie Carragher turns 180°.
- Daniel Sturridge releases the ball.
- Roy Keane gets over something.
 
Brightonian said:
Things that take less time than a thread takes to load on the Caf at the moment.

- Sergio Busquets' reaction to a 'foul'.
- A Stoke City long ball returns to earth.
- Fabio Capello starts and completes a sentence in English.
- The average length of time between an Arsenal player hitting form and transferring to City/Barca.
- Jamie Carragher turns 180°.
- Daniel Sturridge releases the ball.
- Roy Keane gets over something.
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:lol: very good!
 
Brightonian said:
Things that take less time than a thread takes to load on the Caf at the moment.

- Sergio Busquets' reaction to a 'foul'.
- A Stoke City long ball returns to earth.
- Fabio Capello starts and completes a sentence in English.
- The average length of time between an Arsenal player hitting form and transferring to City/Barca.
- Jamie Carragher turns 180°.
- Daniel Sturridge releases the ball.
- Roy Keane gets over something.
Click to expand...

- Anyone assosiated with Liverpool admitting to be wrong
- Huddlestone moving a yard
- Walcott to look for a pass
 
The database had some very long running queries which was clogging up the works and making performance dog slow for all logged in users.

I've given it a kick to get things back to normal and am taking steps to ensure it doesn't happen again :)
 
I blame that photo of Terry in his pants for making the internet ill.
 
Brightonian said:
Things that take less time than a thread takes to load on the Caf at the moment.

- Sergio Busquets' reaction to a 'foul'.
- A Stoke City long ball returns to earth.
- Fabio Capello starts and completes a sentence in English.
- The average length of time between an Arsenal player hitting form and transferring to City/Barca.
- Jamie Carragher turns 180°.
- Daniel Sturridge releases the ball.
- Roy Keane gets over something.
Click to expand...

:lol:
Bravo! I'll enlist your comic services next time the site is having a software meltdown to keep the angry hoards amused :)
 
Brightonian said:
Things that take less time than a thread takes to load on the Caf at the moment.

- Sergio Busquets' reaction to a 'foul'.
- A Stoke City long ball returns to earth.
- Fabio Capello starts and completes a sentence in English.
- The average length of time between an Arsenal player hitting form and transferring to City/Barca.
- Jamie Carragher turns 180°.
- Daniel Sturridge releases the ball.
- Roy Keane gets over something.
Click to expand...
Very good except Roy Keane NEVER 'gets over it'.
 
Don't have access to the server atm but seems ok browsing around, anyone else having issues?
 
It was very slow last night, browsing was fine, but posting looked like it was all a bit much for her.
 
Also none of the gifs are working for me and the smilies/emoticons are not moving.
 
Running slow for me the last hour or so, same on laptop, phone and iPad. Don't think it's my connection, other websites run ok.
 
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