Interview for job at the Sun

[Due South]

Interview for a job at the SUN

Interviewer (IN) : Do you lie, manipulate the truth and create imaginary sources?
Candidate (C): yes, yes, and yes, most certainly I do.

IN: What is your best characteristic?
C: I can lie and still sleep at night by justifying that that is what the gullible public really wants to hear about stars and legends and anyone with talent and money.

Interviewer: You got the job. Your assignments are:
1) Knock Seba because he is the most expensive player in england...cant have that...oh! and he is argentinian.
2)Knock SAF because he is the most successful manager...dont want him getting too big for his breeches.
3) Oh! Lay off Beckham for now...until the world cup.
4) Lay off Gerard Houllier because he has heart problems and we could be the wrong side of the news if anything goes wrong.
5) Keep that wenger-SAF rivalry going...always good if nothing is happening. Note Wenger must always come off as the cool, suave frenchmen and SAF must come off as the vulgar, foul-mouthed, uneducated dockworker Scot/manager who wins because he is feared.

and on, and on, and on.........

 

[Stoned.Rose]

Looks like any journalist at The Mirror has got the right qualifications for that job

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Due South:
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SAF must come off as the vulgar, foul-mouthed, uneducated dockworker Scot/manager [QB]<hr></blockquote>

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Cos thats hard..

 

[daddymac]

and tell lies about the 96 with no aplogies...

I wouldn't work for them for a kings ransom <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />

 

[daddymac]

Originally posted by Due South:
<strong>Interview for a job at the SUN

Interviewer (IN) : Do you lie, manipulate the truth and create imaginary sources?
Candidate (C): yes, yes, and yes, most certainly I do.

IN: What is your best characteristic?
C: I can lie and still sleep at night by justifying that that is what the gullible public really wants to hear about stars and legends and anyone with talent and money.

Interviewer: You got the job. Your assignments are:
1) Knock Seba because he is the most expensive player in england...cant have that...oh! and he is argentinian.
2)Knock SAF because he is the most successful manager...dont want him getting too big for his breeches.
3) Oh! Lay off Beckham for now...until the world cup.
4) Lay off Gerard Houllier because he has heart problems and we could be the wrong side of the news if anything goes wrong.
5) Keep that wenger-SAF rivalry going...always good if nothing is happening. Note Wenger must always come off as the cool, suave frenchmen and SAF must come off as the vulgar, foul-mouthed, uneducated dockworker Scot/manager who wins because he is feared.

and on, and on, and on.........</strong><hr></blockquote>


Interview for a job at the Guardian...

1)Knock Veron as he is well and truly gash / over-rated / unsuited to premiership (waste of money)
2)Knock Fergie as he is a moaning cnut with no style or grace
3)Well he is England captain
4)Could just be that Ged man is the most improving manager who is starting to win trophies. A manager who doesn't spend millions on corned beef shite but instead on absolute gems. Every goalkeeper and defender at the club (best GK in world, best CB in world, best LB in prem) cost less than Veron. Also a class MAN who is graceful in defeat, charming and doesn't blame everyone else (shirts, far east, referees, fa, conspiracy, edwards etc)
5)Wenger is no saint and needs an eye test but as a person and manager he is in another league when it comes to being educated, tactically spot on. Oh and is a bit good when it comes to transfers (no Verons need apply) Fergie is a vulgar, foul-mouthed, uneducated dockworker Scot who is feared by the FA and let him get away with murder. Also the subject of ongoing investiagtions into dodgy transfer dealings re his son.

But then again i never liked the truth of investigative jounalism either...

 

[Stanley Road]

Originally posted by daddymac:
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Interview for a job at the Guardian...

1)Knock Veron as he is well and truly gash / over-rated / unsuited to premiership (waste of money)
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No sarcasm or untruth in that statement i see

 

[Due South]

Sorry daddymac.....Just telling the GH situation like it is. No-one is really going to take a swipe at him, are they??? However, I will give G Houllier credit for being incredibly good at reverse psychology ....

Just another thought: The EPL plays out like a hollywood movie according to the tabloids:

The Good: Gerard Houllier, can do no wrong!!!
The Bad: SAF, can do no good!!!
The Ugly: Arsene Wenger....(I'LL leave this one up to you).
Supporting actors:
Claudio Ranieri: The incoherent foreigner
O' Leary : The spunky kid with dreams
John Gregory: 'the italian' - lots of words, loud, always in trouble.
Bobby Robson: The elder - knock him down at your own peril.

The 11 bit-part players: I wont provide the names because nobody reads that part of the credits anyway.