I have just received a PM from a lovely young noob

Slightly annoying as it meant I had to log into the admin panel to ban him

and I'm extremely lazy
 
Such a nice little lad, it would be terrible if he caught some fatal disease.

AIDS perhaps.
 
Such a nice little lad, it would be terrible if he caught some fatal disease.

AIDS perhaps.

Tertiary syphillis would be good as well, he would look like Michael Jackson