I demand a banning stick!

WeasteDevil

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The place is flooded with arseholes that somebody let in, and it's not right!

Look at the recent posts list and you will see what I mean!

Potty!

Is this what the CAF has come to? A teenage bothel?

Bollocks to that!

Give me a banning stick!

Now!

I do have the right, if you think about it. Just that maybe I would cut the mebership of the place by 66%. Is that a bad thing?

Fecking awefull it is!

Deary me.

Tut tut tut tut tut!

Blah blah blah.

Nobody takes any notice at all.....................................................
 
Name names Weastie, if I agree they're a numpty then I'll ban them. We can always blame GB afterwards, there's only me you and Gazza here that anyone's likely to believe so we'll win that one 2-1 even if he won't side with us. ;)
 
No no I won't rock the boat

I would need a share in the caf's earnings however. And don't tread the "Niall does it out of the goodness of his heart" line, he probably has a solid gold diamond encrusted mouse. After all this place gets so much traffic. ;)
 
:D Something tells me the mods have no intention of making your dreams (about the banning stick!) a reality Weaste :)
 
My Suggestions

Give access to Transfer forum and General discussion forums to the Newbies
or

Give access to all members to post in the newbie forum. Regular members can post in the newbie forum but they are not allowed to start new threads there.

It might help you better in identifying the WUM's.
 
I don't agree with banning as such.....that's what the newbie could be used for, like a sin-bin of sorts. Although how that would encourage worthwhile posters to give the site a chance I don't know.

There are some right cretins running amock in the main forum right now.
 
Keane16 said:
I don't agree with banning as such.....that's what the newbie could be used for, like a sin-bin of sorts. Although how that would encourage worthwhile posters to give the site a chance I don't know.

There are some right cretins running amock in the main forum right now.

Like who?
 
Keane16 said:
I wasn't really pointing at yourself Yadda.

One Love and hitman3us have drawn the cretin tag upon themselves however.

Yeah, there are a few of them right now who feel the need to start threads about absolutely nothing.
 
Bury Red said:
Name names Weastie, if I agree they're a numpty then I'll ban them. We can always blame GB afterwards,

charming! :lol:

admittedly i havent banned anyone in a few days, maybe im becoming soft. Old age.

Totally with you Weastey, some people need banned because they bring the quality down, simple as that. The only problem is the moaners left behind who say "what did you ban him for he did nothing wrong etc etc" If i had my way id ban them too but then we'd have no-one left.
 
vijay said:
Give access to Transfer forum and General discussion forums to the Newbies
Well I dont venture into the transfer froum anyhow full of freaks at times. As for letting them in the general I have to disagree, the threads in there are crap as it is at the moment imo, that would bring it waaaaaay down.
 
a_devil_inside said:
don't need all the newbies getting access to the general or transfer forum, the 2nd option makes more sense

It would definitely allow those skilled at outing WUMs to get them before they get promoted, and give the quality newbies a bit more of a feel of the real forum.
 
The place is full of prattle again!

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 
I've noticed a trend.

It's the greater sign.

Give me a stick!
 
I'll sign the 'Give Weaste the banning stick!' Petition if I can suggest a few posters to be banned........
 
I too request a banning stick for Weaste - one which should be shoved up his arse as a means to inflict pain and suffering but I fear it will instead lead to him being aroused and pleasured. So let's make it a banning spear instead.
 
Re_Deus said:
I too request a banning stick for Weaste - one which should be shoved up his arse as a means to inflict pain and suffering but I fear it will instead result in me getting aroused and creaming myself, again!. So let's make it a banning spear instead. I just loooooove spears!
w2nph

:lol:
 
Re_Deus said:
I too request a banning stick for Weaste - one which should be shoved up his arse as a means to inflict pain and suffering but I fear it will instead lead to him being aroused and pleasured. So let's make it a banning spear instead.

Re_Deus, just shut up. Nobody cares..