Jaysus. Those hospital cots. It brings me back. Lovely, Cider. I can't believe your thread has been moved out of your reach. Your own daughter! You should start a Redcafe Dads against injustice group. Ye could dress up as superheroes and post pictures of yourselves atop well-known buildings.
I'm with Weaste's school of wisdom on this subject. Cider has hardly done much to get all these wishes. His time will begin now to make her into a human being they can be proud of producing.