How many other Manchester United fans on here are from Middle Earth?

The Brandybucks and TOoks are the founding family members of the Shire Manchester United supporters club ,however it was the Gaffer Gamgee,who got the ball rolling in the year 1386 ,Shire reckoning that is,after visiting Old Trafford in a dream.Those Big Folk sure can play,he said to himself,and that was the beginning of a long adventure which continues to this very day.
 
I believe Veron and Blanc were once ring bearers, which explains why they are both shadows of their former selves.
Like butter spread over too much toast.
Or in Veron's case, like manure spread over too much grass.
 
Dunno about you lot, but I sure as hell can't stand that Sauruman Wenger!