How many other Manchester United fans are there here from a galaxy far, far away.....

[jedi master yoda]

greetings jedi....from Tatooine, does jedi master come....any other being from close enough galaxy....let's keep it to maximum radius of, oh say 2 lightyears, shall we.....can't take the travelling these days...much old am jedi master....

 

[zippy]

i am from the planet Zeneth, about 1 light year away. I have been masquerading as a human for the last 32 years.

I was sent to find out if the myth of there being an earthling football team that played the greates football in the galaxy was true.
My job was to mix with the earthlings at games and to report back with my findings.

Everthing changed after watching the team 'manchester united'. Their stadium was the greatest i had ever seen with the largest crowd. their football really was 'the greatest in the galaxy'. I no longer had the desire to return to Zeneth for i had found my true calling; to become a supporter of the greatest team in the galaxy - manchester united.