Honigstein: Bayern Munich selling Schweinsteiger is inconceivable By talkSPORT | Sunday, August 4,

Yet more good news!


*cries*
 
The Pope not being a Catholic is inconceivable - Father T.Crilly
 
Let's stop pursuing him before it gets embarrassing again. lol
 
This thread is going to be chock a block with banter.
 
Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. It obviously won't stop us and we'll submit a few bids no doubt.
 
No chance of Schweinsteiger(Pig climber) signing for anyone other than his current club. If we spend the next few weeks trying to sign him as we have done Fabregas then there will be lots of Muppet fur around.

:lol: That made me giggle...... sorry Will, another LOL. ;)
 
Surely there must have been some encouragement from Schweinsteiger and his agent, otherwise we wouldn't be linked.
 
He'll have to put in a transfer request by the look of it. We're going to be really strong with Ronaldo, Fabregas and Schweinsteiger.
 
Wonder when the Gerrard bid will go in, as we seem to be determined to go for players who won't sign for us. That guy Stanley Matthews is supposed to be pretty good.
 
The banter train just relentlessly goes chugging along.
 
Don't worry lads, I've signed. Here is a photo of me so you guys can jack off before the press does...

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I can't work out who's body that is.

Not buff enough for Ronaldo who never wore Aon
Can't be Owen wearing Nike.
Valencia is black.
 
Fabregas, Schweinsteiger.......we havent yet shown interest for Messi, Iniesta and Jesus
 
Fabregas, Schweinsteiger.......we havent yet shown interest for Messi, Iniesta and Jesus

Another cracking bit of transfer banter. Overwhelmed.
 
Been a while since I could use this:

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What a revelation. But then again, I expected nothing less by the biggest "expert" of German football in the British media :rolleyes:
 
Embarrassed yet again. Why are we telling the Mirror all our transfer targets anyway?
 
Embarrassed yet again. Why are we telling the Mirror all our transfer targets anyway?

The Garry Cook style of negotiations we've adopted under the new regime is truly baffling. Its like the powers that be at good ship Glazer have been playing FIFA too much and think you can simply assemble super teams by wanting to.
 
But where does Fellaini fit in all this?

.........................rooney.........................
....p.neville.......gaaray.........baines
................fellaini.....schweinstiger....
Ronaldo...thiago....fabregas...bale
......................lewendowski............

Well according to the players we are linked with