Homepage Poll suggestions wanted.....

Niall

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I need an ongoing favour peeps, I'm pretty useless at thinking up good polls for the homepage. Currently polls are up there for at least a couple of weeks until I think of a new one but I'd prefer them to be more regular.

So I'd appreciate if people could suggest ideas, with between 3 and 5 response options included?

Polls on recent, topical issues are mainly what I'm looking for.

It would be mucho appreciated....and no piss takes please however futile that statement is! :p
 
Gary Neville is :-
rock solid ?
usually solid ?
occasionally caught out ?
becoming a liability ?

The current squad :-
Is all we need
Needs some backups to cover injuries
Needs a defender
Needs 3 defenders, 2 midfielders and a striker

The 4411 system :-
will win us the ECL
would work if we had the right players
is unsuitable for the purpose
is insane
 
Player of the season so far

Veron
O'Shea
Scholes
Phil Neville
Silvestre

or

why doesnt Niall respont to Bazilinis posts?
a) Hes intimidated by his love
b) Veron
;)
 
How about:

What is the primary reason for United struggling in the league this season:

1) Veron and Blanc are not good in the PL.

2) Wrong formation. It should always be 4-4-2

3) We miss Roy Keane too much.

4) So many Injuries.

5) Squad is too weak.

6) Players are underperforming, and we will get much much better.
 
How about:

Emile Heskey is now worth:

1) £10m+
2) £5m-£10m
3) £100-£5m
4) 5 half-time pies and 5 pints of Man Utd lager.
5) He is absolutely priceless - to non-Liverpool fans
 
P Neville is better as a

left back
right back
defensive midfield
a cleaner in a cheap hotel <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Blanc should remain at OT

till Jan
till Jun
till next year
till 2220
 
Some serious ones here...

Favourite United kit:
1968 European Cup winners
1977 FA Cup winners
1985 FA Cup winners
1991 European Cup Winner Cup winners
1999 Treble winners

Favourite United Irishman:
Paul McGrath
Sammy McIlroy
Paul McGrath
Roy Keane
Denis Irwin
Norman Whiteside
(add others as required)


You could go through a series of Best Ever United left back, centre back etc...
eg: Best ever striker:
Denis Law
Joe Jordan
Frank Stapleton
Mark Hughes
Andy Cole
Eric Cantona
Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Biggest waste of money:
Birtles
Davenport
Phelan
Veron
Forlan
(add others at will)

Fergie's best United side:
1993 title winners
1994 double winners
1996 double winners
1999 treble winners

Player you'd least like to leave:
Phil Neville
Gary Neville
Paul Scholes
Nicky Butt
David Beckham
Ryan Giggs

'Old Boy' you most want back:
Schmichel
Cantona
Hughes
Cole
Sheringham

Who do you hate most?
Liverpool
Leeds United
Arsenal
Man City

Favourite football commentator:
Clive Tylsley
Alan Green
John Motson
Jonathan Pearce
Barry Davies

If you could sit through one recent United match again not knowing the result, which one would it be:
Juventus 2 Manchester United 3 (Champions League 1999)
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 0 (FA Cup Final 1996)
Manchester United 6 Arsenal 1 (League 2000)
Manchester United 2 Arsenal 1 (FA Cup 1999)
Manchester United 2 Bayern Munich 1 (Champions League Final 1999)

Ex-United players on TV - who talks the most sense:
George Best
Paddy Crerand
Frank Stapleton
Stuart Pearson
(others?)

Favourite TV pundit:
Alan Hansen
Mark Lawrenson
Ally McCoist
Andy Townsend
Andy Gray
Ron Atkinson

South American stars. United should:
1 snap them up at a younger age
2 stay away from them
3 try loan spells before buying
4 if they look good enough, buy them

Favourite United fanzine:
Red News
Red Issue
United We Stand
(any others)

Favourite football magazine:
Total Football
4-4-2
Shoot
Match
(add others?)

The transfer window:
1 is a great idea and a real test of managerial abilities
2 is nonsense. Club's should be able to buy who they want, when they want.

The Champions League:
1 is great the way it is
2 has too many meaningless matches and should be for 'champions' alone
3 is going to be better with just one group stage next season

In the Worthington Cup:
1 United should play their best team and try to win it
2 United should play several first team players and a few kids
3 United should forget about it and play their reserves

Best United midfield pairing:
1 Scholes and Keane
2 Butt and Keane
2 Veron and Keane
4 Scholes and Veron
5 Butt and Scholes
6 Veron and Butt

Ryan Giggs:
1 should be told to stay on the wing and run at defenders
2 should be give free reign to play wherever he likes on the pitch
3 should play up front alongside Van Nistelrooy
4 should be dropped
5 should be sold now when his price is still high

David Beckham:
1 should stay on the right and get more crosses into the area
2 should play in the centre where he can get more involved
3 should be dropped to be told he's not an automatic first team player
4 should have been sold when his value was at its greatest

United's most disappointing player this season has been:
Veron
Giggs
Forlan
Ferdinand
Blanc
Silvestre

That'll do for now...


<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
Originally posted by Sydius:
<strong>New signings in January

Paolo Di Canio
Burdisio
Escude
Jardel
John Hartson</strong><hr></blockquote>

Please tell me the Hartson one was a joke.

<img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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Silverware anticipated this Summer:

EPL
CL
FA
WC
Position in league if not Champions
 
Originally posted by cd:
<strong>Who is our most valuable player right(other than Roy Keane)?

Was Rio Ferdinand a good buy at 30m?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Another try :o :
IMO, it's way too much for any player...
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How about:

You hate Man United. Do you....?

a. Stand up
b. Clap your hands
c. Never miss a game at your local so that you can share your hatred with your United supporting friends
d. Sign up to a United web site to post your amusing observations
e. All of the above

If you answered a-d then feck off over to koptalk or your equivalent gobshite forum rather than plaguing us you feckwit.

If you answered e, welcome back Softie, where've you been since Heidi and her mates in Basle gave your team of world beaters a dicking? :p <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Originally posted by Bury Red:
<strong>How about:

You hate Man United. Do you....?

a. Stand up
b. Clap your hands
c. Never miss a game at your local so that you can share your hatred with your United supporting friends
d. Sign up to a United web site to post your amusing observations
e. All of the above

If you answered a-d then feck off over to koptalk or your equivalent gobshite forum rather than plaguing us you feckwit.

If you answered e, welcome back Softie, where've you been since Heidi and her mates in Basle gave your team of world beaters a dicking? :p <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> First class post Bury lad <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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This year Liverpool will win.
1. feck all
2. feck all
3. feck all
 
Do you think now that Mick McCarthy has quit as manager of the Republic of Ireland that Roy Keane will play for his country again.
1. Yes definately.
2. maybe
3. no way.
4. he will be player manager.
5. He will tell them to feck off
 
Originally posted by Im red:
<strong>This year Liverpool will win.
1. feck all
2. feck all
3. feck all</strong><hr></blockquote>

sorry for quoting myself but is that not another poo treble?
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Thanks for the suggestions, some very good ones in there which I'll definitely use. Keep them coming as well, particularly ones relevant to current issues e.g. Roy Keane playing for Ireland again.
 
Who is da biggest Donkey in PL?
Heskey
Diouf

Who has the biggest nose in PL?
Phil Thompson
Hamman

Who is more likely to die from a heartattack?
Houllier <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
Others

What is worse?
Watching liverpool play their 10 man behind da ball formation
Watching paint dry

what is better?
Ruud scoring
Ole scoring
Diego scoring
Keano knocking out his opponent <img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />
 
Who would you most like to sh*g?
a)Ole
b)Becks
c)Giggs
d)Rutgerus
e)Diego
f)Stoned.Rose ;)
<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> ;)
 
Originally posted by Murt:
<strong>Player of the season so far

Veron
O'Shea
Scholes
Phil Neville
Silvestre

or

why doesnt Niall respont to Bazilinis posts?
a) Hes intimidated by his love
b) Veron
;) </strong><hr></blockquote>


;) ;)
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Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Who would you most like to sh*g?
a)Ole
b)Becks
c)Giggs
d)Rutgerus
e)Diego

<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

f) Keane
g) Teddy

One for each day of the week now. Tho Diego needs to get his hair cut for me, so I'll have a day off.
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Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Who would you most like to sh*g?
a)Ole
b)Becks
c)Giggs
d)Rutgerus
e)Diego
f)Stoned.Rose ;)
<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Ive heard good things about f,Ill go with d mon-fri and f on w/ends
;)
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Why is Man Utd suffering from so many injuries at the same time?
(a) Bad Coaching
(b) Bad Luck
(c) Long Over-Due slump for the club
(d) Others <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />
 
Should Fergie extend his contract?
The boss has made intimations in the press that he'd prefer to stay on as United manager for a further 2 years after his current contract finishes.
Is there life in the old dog yet? Much talk of building his 4th great United side and going back to basics with a re-juvenated youth set-up.
 
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