Hockey's for Hardmen - the Jgraham thread

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I stand corrected folks - its official folks - Hockey is a hardman's game - so says Jgraham & he's an honourable man :cool:

Here's the lowdown on his injuries:

Broken Fingers

Broken Thumb

Broken Toes

Broken Nose

Broken Heart (his shower partner ran off with a La Crosse Player - http://www.zazzle.com/gay_la_crosse_guys_print-228524196185489477)

Cracked Skull when hit behind the ear with a stick.

Has seen a bloke lose half his ear when he got hit on the side of his head with a ball.

And there's me thinking all this time that Hockey's for poofs that enjoy the showers more than the game itself.....
 
Red Hand Devil said:
I stand corrected folks - its official folks - Hockey is a hardman's game - so says Jgraham & he's an honourable man :cool:

Here's the lowdown on his injuries:

Broken Fingers

Broken Thumb

Broken Toes

Broken Nose

Cracked Skull

Got hit behind the ear with a stick.

Has seen a bloke lose half his ear when he got hit on the side of his head with a ball.

And there's me thinking all this time that Hockey's for poofs that enjoy the showers more than the game itself.....
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Them two were the same thing really

The showers are still good though ;)

:lol:
 
vijay said:
Ice Hockey is gay, silly gears and muppets dressed up alient homos running behind the post and all kinds of benal crap cropping out in one look.

Field Hockey is the real Hockey...Hockey for Men.
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you are a complete cockend if you think field hockey (which is for gay gimps) is tougher than ice hockey.
 
vijay said:
Ice Hockey is gay, silly gears and muppets dressed up alient homos running behind the post and all kinds of benal crap cropping out in one look.

Field Hockey is the real Hockey...Hockey for Men.
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Field Hockey is extremely gay
 
Hockey's pretty damn sweet to be fair.

Loved playing field Hockey, and don't mind watching Ice Hockey at all. It's certainly a tough game.
 
Plus you can take your skate/blade off and cut people with it
 
vijay said:
Ice Hockey is gay, silly gears and muppets dressed up alient homos running behind the post and all kinds of benal crap cropping out in one look.

Field Hockey is the real Hockey...Hockey for Men.
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i wouldn't call ice hockey gay as i've never played it - and thats similar to my attitude to those who sya field hockey is gay. Unless you've tried it then wind it in!

Field hockey though certainly isn't a game to be taken lightly!
 
Alex said:
Field Hockey is extremely gay
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bullshit mate, have you ever played it?

got to bust your gut, use some skill getting past other players and wollop it into the goal. fantastic stuff, very fast passed.

the type of game you want to be playing.
 
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field hockey is a pretty tough sport actually...ice hockey suffers from the North american disease of being played by fannies who need to wear tons of padding...give me Rocket Richard anyday...other than that, it`s great
 
Bottomline

There's nothing called as field hockey a term invented by gays to marginalize the sport.

Hockey generally refers to the sport played with sticks on a Astro turf or grass. The real hockey played by over 93 countries across the globe.

Ice Hockey is for raging homos , a silly winter sport played on Ice.

Hope this helps.
 
vijay said:
Bottomline

There's nothing called as field hockey a term invented by gays to marginalize the sport.

Hockey generally refers to the sport played with sticks on a Astro turf or grass. The real hockey played by over 93 countries across the globe.

Ice Hockey is for raging homos , a silly winter sport played on Ice.

Hope this helps.
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:rolleyes:
 
AFL's for hardmen.

Hockey's for hardmen.

Rugby's for hardmen.

Gridiron's definitely for hardmen.

The World Game's for fairies.
 
I was just having a go at vijay Cesc, I am sure field hockey is good enough, but come on ice hockey is a great game. Had Avs season tixs while I lived in Denver fecking loved it, great 10th birthday present considering I got it every year, remember when I was in college selling my tixs for a 150-200 and just getting wasted downtown good times
 
vijay said:
Ice Hockey is for raging homos , a silly winter sport played on Ice.

Hope this helps.
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:wenger: - one of the tougher sports around. You need padding because a) the puck is fecking hard and it moves at 150 kph b) on the ice you move a bit faster than in for example rugby where you run into eachother at 3 kph
 
Alex said:
I was just having a go at vijay Cesc, I am sure field hockey is good enough, but come on ice hockey is a great game. Had Avs season tixs while I lived in Denver fecking loved it, great 10th birthday present considering I got it every year, remember when I was in college selling my tixs for a 150-200 and just getting wasted downtown good times
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Huh? Nah my post wasn't directed towards anyone.

I was just saying like.
 
My Humble opinion

Hockey: It offers everything, stick skills of Pakistanis and Indians with better dribbling and passing compared to the long ball physical approach and one touch passing of the Europeans/Aussies or complete version of the hockey say "the total Hockey" from the Dutch. It can offer as much as football had the spectator played the sport at some level.

Ice Hockey..Weirdos face off moving around in circles on rollerskates with silly looking head gears reminds more of a Gay parade. They also have an offside rule..feck knows whats its all about. not to mention the stoppages in between just to kick the shite out of each other for no apparent reasons
 
Red Hand Devil said:
Good stuff JG - how'd you get on by the way man, are you enjoying it?

Did you get a full game & what position do you play also?
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Was pretty good, got back into the swing pretty early on and before i knew it i had their centre forward in my back pocket - I'm a bit of a wind up merchant during a game and kept letting the forward know it was only my 2nd game back after a knee op, it worked in winding him up and making it even easier for me to make him look a mug each time he came at me.

I played the full game and if you hadn't guessed i play centre back - i lik eto think in the style of Rio ferdinand, the classy ball playing type who holds things together! :D
 
vijay said:
Hockey: It offers everything, stick skills of Pakistanis and Indians with better dribbling and passing compared to the long ball physical approach and one touch passing of the Europeans/Aussies or complete version of the hockey say "the total Hockey" from the Dutch. It can offer as much as football had the spectator played the sport at some level.

Ice Hockey..Weirdos face off moving around in circles on rollerskates with silly looking head gears reminds more of a Gay parade. They also have an offside rule..feck knows whats its all about. not to mention the stoppages in between just to kick the shite out of each other for no apparent reasons
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The shit kicking is usually because someone on the other team did something to your star player that is perhaps beyond the scope of the rules and the ref missed it.

It would be like if United had a big 6'6 gronk on the team that went out and shit kicked anyone who kicked Ronaldo.
 
vijay said:
Hockey: It offers everything, stick skills of Pakistanis and Indians with better dribbling and passing compared to the long ball physical approach and one touch passing of the Europeans/Aussies or complete version of the hockey say "the total Hockey" from the Dutch. It can offer as much as football had the spectator played the sport at some level.

Ice Hockey..Weirdos face off moving around in circles on rollerskates with silly looking head gears reminds more of a Gay parade. They also have an offside rule..feck knows whats its all about. not to mention the stoppages in between just to kick the shite out of each other for no apparent reasons
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Roller skates on ice, yeah that sounds right :rolleyes:
 
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