Hide the Arsenal mocking threads

charleysurf

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Can we combine all these "laugh at Arsenal", "the dream is over", "3 years without a trophy" threads into one thread with a more neutral title like "The Arsenal discussion thread"?

It's got to be bad karma to have mocking threads like these days before we play them in a crucial fixture with Arsenal that we must win.
 
Internet threads have no effect on Arsenal's performances. Hope this helps.
 
Shit. I've been calling our possible Champions League semi final opponents Faracalona, but never thought of that.
 
Not that I'm disagreeing, but maybe some people don't believe in Karma?

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he does
 
Can we combine all these "laugh at Arsenal", "the dream is over", "3 years without a trophy" threads into one thread with a more neutral title like "The Arsenal discussion thread"?

It's got to be bad karma to have mocking threads like these days before we play them in a crucial fixture with Arsenal that we must win.

Karma? :rolleyes:
 

We're quick to say that the scousers are lucky. What's the difference between talking about luck and talking about karma? Laughing at a team that you are about to play is asking for trouble. Football always seems to hit you in the balls like that.

At the very least these threads will look ridiculous if Arsenal beat us on Sunday.
 
Why don't we start a bunch of threads congratulating Arsenal on their impressive cup run whilst offering our condolences on their unfortunate exit at the hands of a very competent Liverpool side whom we wish all the best in the semi. That should keep the karma feckwits happy.

p.s.
Good luck Roma!
 
We're quick to say that the scousers are lucky. What's the difference between talking about luck and talking about karma? Laughing at a team that you are about to play is asking for trouble. Football always seems to hit you in the balls like that.

At the very least these threads will look ridiculous if Arsenal beat us on Sunday.

Mate, I'm with you on this one.

I'm a scientist by trade (sort of) so I know all this karma and superstition stuff is bollox but I still touch wood occasionally and will take a couple of steps sideways avoid walking under a ladder. And who amongst us never wore a pair of "lucky pants" when they went out on the pull on a Friday night?

Besides, sport has always been rife with superstitions, most professional footballers are unbelievably superstitious.

Of course all these premature threads won't affect the result but they just make me nervous, as did all the threads proclaiming we were home and dry after beating Villa (and dont get me started on that fecking Alvez flop thread)

Even if some of you are 100% free of any superstition whatsoever, how's about holding fire on all the gloating threads for the simple reason that we'll all feel like utter spackers if/when some gooners bumps them after a horrible result on Sunday?
 
Grow some balls, you tree-hugging heathens! feck Arsenal, we'll hammer 'em on Sunday cus they've got no bottle. It's you karma freaks who're gonna feel like spakkers when we're crowned champions despite your wishy-washy hippy protests about our right to take the piss out've other teams. 'The Arsenal discussion thread'!? Go back to your fecking commune, cook up some lentil-soup, make some daisy-chains, put them in your hair, and then, and ONLY then, start a crappy free-lovin thread called 'the Arsenal fecking discussion thread'. fecking hippies.
 
Grow some balls, you tree-hugging heathens! feck Arsenal, we'll hammer 'em on Sunday cus they've got no bottle. It's you karma freaks who're gonna feel like spakkers when we're crowned champions despite your wishy-washy hippy protests about our right to take the piss out've other teams. 'The Arsenal discussion thread'!? Go back to your fecking commune, cook up some lentil-soup, make some daisy-chains, put them in your hair, and then, and ONLY then, start a crappy free-lovin thread called 'the Arsenal fecking discussion thread'. fecking hippies.

Hey man, Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna knock you right on the head.


Forgive us, oh great football Gods, he knows not what he has done. Let us win on Sunday and we will sacrifice him up to you.
 
I spit in the face of your football gods! I DARE them to try and make Arsenal win on Sunday, for i know that it is not within their powers to do so. Sir Alex Ferguson is the one true God, and at his right hand sits the Christ Ronaldo, and on his left The Holy Rooney. Together they are United and they shall conquer all whom may come before them 10-nil. United are the Gods, and United are the Devils. The green grass of Old Trafford was fertilised with the blood of our rivals, and all who challenge us there shall weep in the centre circle like the Gallasians of yore. We are the Champions, and when you face Champions, you lose like losers. Forever and Ever. Amen.
 
Why don't we start a bunch of threads congratulating Arsenal on their impressive cup run whilst offering our condolences on their unfortunate exit at the hands of a very competent Liverpool side whom we wish all the best in the semi. That should keep the karma feckwits happy.

p.s.
Good luck Roma!

Grow some balls, you tree-hugging heathens! feck Arsenal, we'll hammer 'em on Sunday cus they've got no bottle. It's you karma freaks who're gonna feel like spakkers when we're crowned champions despite your wishy-washy hippy protests about our right to take the piss out've other teams. 'The Arsenal discussion thread'!? Go back to your fecking commune, cook up some lentil-soup, make some daisy-chains, put them in your hair, and then, and ONLY then, start a crappy free-lovin thread called 'the Arsenal fecking discussion thread'. fecking hippies.

I spit in the face of your football gods! I DARE them to try and make Arsenal win on Sunday, for i know that it is not within their powers to do so. Sir Alex Ferguson is the one true God, and at his right hand sits the Christ Ronaldo, and on his left The Holy Rooney. Together they are United and they shall conquer all whom may come before them 10-nil. United are the Gods, and United are the Devils. The green grass of Old Trafford was fertilised with the blood of our rivals, and all who challenge us there shall weep in the centre circle like the Gallasians of yore. We are the Champions, and when you face Champions, you lose like losers. Forever and Ever. Amen.

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I spit in the face of your football gods! I DARE them to try and make Arsenal win on Sunday, for i know that it is not within their powers to do so. Sir Alex Ferguson is the one true God, and at his right hand sits the Christ Ronaldo, and on his left The Holy Rooney. Together they are United and they shall conquer all whom may come before them 10-nil. United are the Gods, and United are the Devils. The green grass of Old Trafford was fertilised with the blood of our rivals, and all who challenge us there shall weep in the centre circle like the Gallasians of yore. We are the Champions, and when you face Champions, you lose like losers. Forever and Ever. Amen.


Impressive.

You better win the league.
 
he also believes in scientology

NO WAY!!!

Jason Lee is into Scientology?

That can't be!!! You have completely fecked up my day if that is true.
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Jesus CHRIST! ~ He is one of those retarded Hollywood cult victims.

Is Jason Lee involved with any Scientology front groups?
Yes. According to Scientology's CCHR web site, he is a member of CCHR's Board of Advisors and supported a Los Angeles march and protest against psychiatry. CCHR lobbies against medical psychiatric treatment, including mental health parity bills.

http://www.scientology-lies.com/faq/celebrities/jason-lee.html
 
what you lot going on about .... the Wenger bloke is a genius.

Has reached his prioritisation strategy of finishing 3rd and trophy-less so should be congratulated.
 
Can we combine all these "laugh at Arsenal", "the dream is over", "3 years without a trophy" threads into one thread with a more neutral title like "The Arsenal discussion thread"?

It's got to be bad karma to have mocking threads like these days before we play them in a crucial fixture with Arsenal that we must win.

The Anti-Jinx.....
 
Grow some balls, you tree-hugging heathens! feck Arsenal, we'll hammer 'em on Sunday cus they've got no bottle. It's you karma freaks who're gonna feel like spakkers when we're crowned champions despite your wishy-washy hippy protests about our right to take the piss out've other teams. 'The Arsenal discussion thread'!? Go back to your fecking commune, cook up some lentil-soup, make some daisy-chains, put them in your hair, and then, and ONLY then, start a crappy free-lovin thread called 'the Arsenal fecking discussion thread'. fecking hippies.

I spit in the face of your football gods! I DARE them to try and make Arsenal win on Sunday, for i know that it is not within their powers to do so. Sir Alex Ferguson is the one true God, and at his right hand sits the Christ Ronaldo, and on his left The Holy Rooney. Together they are United and they shall conquer all whom may come before them 10-nil. United are the Gods, and United are the Devils. The green grass of Old Trafford was fertilised with the blood of our rivals, and all who challenge us there shall weep in the centre circle like the Gallasians of yore. We are the Champions, and when you face Champions, you lose like losers. Forever and Ever. Amen.

Suck my balls, karma nuts! Suck my big tree-decimating balls!

Where do your dumb-ass hippie karma theories stand now, hippies?

Karma?
InhadX7 "It happens too feckin often to not exist imo"
Charleysury "What's the difference between talking about luck and talking about karma? Laughing at a team that you are about to play is asking for trouble"
Pogue Mahone "Mate, I'm with you on this one."

Suck my balls!!!

Idiots.
 
Suck my balls, karma nuts! Suck my big tree-decimating balls!

Where do your dumb-ass hippie karma theories stand now, hippies?

Karma?
InhadX7 "It happens too feckin often to not exist imo"
Charleysury "What's the difference between talking about luck and talking about karma? Laughing at a team that you are about to play is asking for trouble"
Pogue Mahone "Mate, I'm with you on this one."

Suck my balls!!!

Idiots.

To quote Nurse laverne:

"Please, the man speaks the truth!"
 
Suck my balls, karma nuts! Suck my big tree-decimating balls!

Where do your dumb-ass hippie karma theories stand now, hippies?

Karma?
InhadX7 "It happens too feckin often to not exist imo"
Charleysury "What's the difference between talking about luck and talking about karma? Laughing at a team that you are about to play is asking for trouble"
Pogue Mahone "Mate, I'm with you on this one."

Suck my balls!!!

Idiots.

I sacrificed a goldfish to the football Gods while chanting "The 12 Cantonas". That´s obviously what won us the game. So suck your own balls unbeliever!