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[Plechazunga]

In his seminal book about Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime, "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat," neurologist Oliver Sachs described a man with Parkinson's or something, who was a jazz drummer and used the shakes his disease gave him to produce amazing rhythms while playing.

When he was diagnosed and given medication, he stopped shaking, but consequently he lost his unique drumming style, and became depressed.

Eventually, he and his doctors came to a compromise: he was given the medication all week, then on weekends he was allowed to stop taking it and spaz out.

What I'm trying to say is, is there any way of banning me from the Caf on all days except matchdays?

 

[Billy]

You've got to take the rough with the smooth, Plech.

In fact, I bet you only liked one colour of M&M's when you were younger.

Wimp!

 

[Plechazunga]

I'm not complaining that the Caf is full of shite Billy...that goes without saying

I'm saying, I have a problem with Caf addiction...can I only be allowed in on matchdays please, for my own good?

 

[sincher]

You should just be banned altogether. It's for your own good.

 

[Keane16]

What band is he in?

this drummer

 

[TheDevil'sOwn]

While I was "away," I never found myself more productive. I wonder about a Matchday only pass - could do lots of us some good.

Otherwise, we're on here endlessly contributing shite like Matchday only passes for the Caf.

 

[Plechazunga]

Mods...please may i be banned apart from matchdays?

I appreciate it increases your workload, and I don't mind if every now and again you forget to unban me...as long as I am banned most of the time.

 

[golden_blunder]

are you serious?

 

[Plechazunga]

Yes

It's a genuine cry for help. I'm a danger to myself and others.

 

[Plechazunga]

I bet Wibbs would remember to let me back in on some matchdays

I could even send him an email reminder, the day before

 

[Plechazunga]

How about it Wibbs?

 

[Davo]

Ban Pletch on matchdays only

 

[Plechazunga]

Please may I be banned except for matchdays?

 

[Big Andy]

Please may I be banned except for matchdays?

he really wants to be banned...

which invariably means he won't be...

 

[a_devil_inside]

is it that hard to resist coming on here every other day?

 

[Plechazunga]

Su'ergoaws

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Simple. Just turn off your computer and walk away, Su'agoaws.

 

[Plechazunga]

If only it were really that simple, Elk

Su'agoaws.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Y aonwy wann'u log i' on mashdaze?

So u can kee' u' wiv aw ve action?

 

[Freak]

Ban Pletch on matchdays only

 

[Big Andy]

we lav it...

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Su'aplech.

Aonwy on mashdaze so e can kee' u' wiv aw ve action.

 

[Plechazunga]

 

[VanNistelrater]

Dont ban him.

What is it that drags you back to the place, Plech? Perhaps you should talk about it, then you might be able to destroy it. You stayed off for a air bit during the summer!

Have you considered patches?