SmashedHombre
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I think its about time i had a tagline change. Something that reflects my greatness.
Don't make me say sort it.
Don't make me say sort it.
jasonrh said:Close Shutters.
i think that being the first ones to reply in a "Hello Spastics" thread can smear our public imagejasonrh said:Close Shutters.
heheSiYuan said:I thought I might deserve one new one too
USDevil said:How about having the sheep shag Smashed instead? That should work.
Tagline: Give 'n' take, give 'n' take.
USDevil said:How about having the sheep shag Smashed instead? That should work.
Tagline: Give 'n' take, give 'n' take.
Suresh said:Welcome back, Smashed. You were missed.
Why have you been lurking for a week without posting anything?SmashedHombre said:I think its about time i had a tagline change. Something that reflects my greatness.
Don't make me say sort it.
mehro said:hello smashed.
SmashedHombre said:
Noods: Wibbs. Smashed wants his tag changed. He says-
Wibbs: Not now Noodle.
Noods: But-
Wibble: I said not now. I'm preparing
Noods: Preparing for what?
Wibbs: Its time for the Mods play time. We've invited KK
Noods: Shouldn't we be doing work or something? I mean being mods and all
Wibbs: Oh Noodle. So young, so naive. So...unbroken.
Noods: Erm...Unbroken?
Wibbs: Shush now Noods. The others will be here soon.
Short Pause
Geebs: Wibbs. Noods.
Wibbs: Geebs.
Noods: Geebs.
Geebs: KK is bringing the bast.
Noods: Bast...?
Wibbs: Shhhh now Noodle. Don't worry my feathered friend. You'll see. Come, suckle at my teat.
Noods: But Wibbs...you're a chicken.
Wibbs: I see...in that case Rim me.
Noods: Yes.
Longer pause
KK: I've got the bast.
Noods: Wibbs? Whats the bast for?
Wibble: Lubricant Noodle. Lubricant. You see it would hurt you without it.
Noods: Hurt me...? What exactly is mod play time Wibbs?
Wibble: Well you see, I'm going to anally fornicate you whilst you rim Geebs and KK covers us all in bast and baby oil before inviting Weaste to in turn anally fornicate me.
Noods: But Wibbs...
Wibbs: Yes Noods?
Noods: Don't you think all that anal action and bast will get a bit...messy....
Wibbs: Yes Noods, thats the idea.
Noods: But KK is wearing my favourite thomas the tank engine underwear.
Wibbs: Don't worry Noods. You won't be needing any underwear for a long time. We're going to be having many mod playtimes, it excuses us from doing the important things, like changing Smashed's tagline.
Really Short Pause
Noods: So wibbs....
Wibbs: Yes
Noods: Well basically a mod play time with KK is really...
Wibbs: Yes...
Noods: You means its a...
Wibbs: Yes, thats it...
Noods: A City Chicky Gang Bang?
Wibbs: Yes. Now bend over.
Noods: Yes! City Chicky Gang Bang i love yooooooouu....
yet accurateElizabeth said:you have strange idea's about what goes on in the mod forum