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SmashedHombre

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I think its about time i had a tagline change. Something that reflects my greatness.

Don't make me say sort it.
 
Shut up jason.

Somoeone sort this. I will happily give ideas for a great tagline if your imaginations have been destroyed by your countless mod rimming sessions.
 
How about having the sheep shag Smashed instead? That should work.

Tagline: Give 'n' take, give 'n' take.
 
USDevil said:
How about having the sheep shag Smashed instead? That should work.

Tagline: Give 'n' take, give 'n' take.

I don't think you're fully understanding my objections...
 
Suresh said:
Welcome back, Smashed. You were missed.

Thanks Suresh, I missed you to. I'm now strongly debating creating a Sphincter Modologue about the Mods and their uselesness, especially regarding this issue...

ps shut up may1999.
 
SmashedHombre said:
I think its about time i had a tagline change. Something that reflects my greatness.

Don't make me say sort it.
Why have you been lurking for a week without posting anything?


Weirdo
 
I haven't. I only logged on last night for the first time. I was ill and i figured after our draw with Reading, the doom and suffering of those in the United forum would make me feel better. It worked. Then i read you and kk flirting and suddenly felt ill again...

sort my tagline damnit.
 
We were discussing the various things that could have happened to you

It was concluded you became locked in my cellar, which doesn't exist, wearing thomas the tank engine boxers, whilst trying to steal my underwear
 
You've also just given me my latest modologue idea. I tried to warn you
 
thm_chickens_3days.jpg


Noods: Wibbs. Smashed wants his tag changed. He says-
Wibbs: Not now Noodle.
Noods: But-
Wibble: I said not now. I'm preparing
Noods: Preparing for what?
Wibbs: Its time for the Mods play time. We've invited KK
Noods: Shouldn't we be doing work or something? I mean being mods and all
Wibbs: Oh Noodle. So young, so naive. So...unbroken.
Noods: Erm...Unbroken?
Wibbs: Shush now Noods. The others will be here soon.

Short Pause

Geebs: Wibbs. Noods.
Wibbs: Geebs.
Noods: Geebs.
Geebs: KK is bringing the bast.
Noods: Bast...?
Wibbs: Shhhh now Noodle. Don't worry my feathered friend. You'll see. Come, suckle at my teat.
Noods: But Wibbs...you're a chicken.
Wibbs: I see...in that case Rim me.
Noods: Yes.

Longer pause

KK: I've got the bast.
Noods: Wibbs? Whats the bast for?
Wibble: Lubricant Noodle. Lubricant. You see it would hurt you without it.
Noods: Hurt me...? What exactly is mod play time Wibbs?
Wibble: Well you see, I'm going to anally fornicate you whilst you rim Geebs and KK covers us all in bast and baby oil before inviting Weaste to in turn anally fornicate me.
Noods: But Wibbs...
Wibbs: Yes Noods?
Noods: Don't you think all that anal action and bast will get a bit...messy....
Wibbs: Yes Noods, thats the idea.
Noods: But KK is wearing my favourite thomas the tank engine underwear.
Wibbs: Don't worry Noods. You won't be needing any underwear for a long time. We're going to be having many mod playtimes, it excuses us from doing the important things, like changing Smashed's tagline.

Really Short Pause

Noods: So wibbs....
Wibbs: Yes
Noods: Well basically a mod play time with KK is really...
Wibbs: Yes...
Noods: You means its a...
Wibbs: Yes, thats it...
Noods: A City Chicky Gang Bang?
Wibbs: Yes. Now bend over.
Noods: Yes! City Chicky Gang Bang i love yooooooouu....
 
SmashedHombre said:
thm_chickens_3days.jpg


Noods: Wibbs. Smashed wants his tag changed. He says-
Wibbs: Not now Noodle.
Noods: But-
Wibble: I said not now. I'm preparing
Noods: Preparing for what?
Wibbs: Its time for the Mods play time. We've invited KK
Noods: Shouldn't we be doing work or something? I mean being mods and all
Wibbs: Oh Noodle. So young, so naive. So...unbroken.
Noods: Erm...Unbroken?
Wibbs: Shush now Noods. The others will be here soon.

Short Pause

Geebs: Wibbs. Noods.
Wibbs: Geebs.
Noods: Geebs.
Geebs: KK is bringing the bast.
Noods: Bast...?
Wibbs: Shhhh now Noodle. Don't worry my feathered friend. You'll see. Come, suckle at my teat.
Noods: But Wibbs...you're a chicken.
Wibbs: I see...in that case Rim me.
Noods: Yes.

Longer pause

KK: I've got the bast.
Noods: Wibbs? Whats the bast for?
Wibble: Lubricant Noodle. Lubricant. You see it would hurt you without it.
Noods: Hurt me...? What exactly is mod play time Wibbs?
Wibble: Well you see, I'm going to anally fornicate you whilst you rim Geebs and KK covers us all in bast and baby oil before inviting Weaste to in turn anally fornicate me.
Noods: But Wibbs...
Wibbs: Yes Noods?
Noods: Don't you think all that anal action and bast will get a bit...messy....
Wibbs: Yes Noods, thats the idea.
Noods: But KK is wearing my favourite thomas the tank engine underwear.
Wibbs: Don't worry Noods. You won't be needing any underwear for a long time. We're going to be having many mod playtimes, it excuses us from doing the important things, like changing Smashed's tagline.

Really Short Pause

Noods: So wibbs....
Wibbs: Yes
Noods: Well basically a mod play time with KK is really...
Wibbs: Yes...
Noods: You means its a...
Wibbs: Yes, thats it...
Noods: A City Chicky Gang Bang?
Wibbs: Yes. Now bend over.
Noods: Yes! City Chicky Gang Bang i love yooooooouu....
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