Hello spastics

[Davo]

I am no longer able to use the "Current active users" function, which is causing me some distress.

I'm aware that there are several other threads I could have posted this in, but am more important than other postes, so am hopeful that my issue will be prioritised.

Thanks in advance

 

[Donaldo]

Its been de-activated it seems...was slowing down the site.

 

[Davo]

That's no concern of mine

Can you activate it for just me mods? Ban some newbies to clear up some bandwith or summat

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Davo<noodlehair

 

[Davo]

Simon Weston>Jason

 

[noodlehair]

That's no concern of mine

Can you activate it for just me mods? Ban some newbies to clear up some bandwith or summat

There is more than likely a way to do this

I however, can't be arsed. I'd likely spaz it up, and end up deleting the internet

 

[Davo]

You're a rubbish mod, Noodle

You're down there with Neil Thomson...

 

[noodlehair]

I'm the best mod ever

Or else

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Simon Weston>Jason

Paul Daniels>Davo

 

[Davo]

Debbie Magee>Jason

 

[golden_blunder]

That's no concern of mine

Can you activate it for just me mods? Ban some newbies to clear up some bandwith or summat

 

[WeasteDevil]

Debbie Magee>Jason

 

[Davo]

Ahem

 

[noodlehair]

Only Niall seems to have the power to change this, which it's more than likely he wont. Especially not after the transfer muppet episode

 

[Davo]

You amateur Noodle

You're like a mod, but not as useful

 

[noodlehair]

I'm slightly more useful than StonedRose

 

[Richardson]

Hmm, I thought i was the only one who couldn't access it, woulda made a thread but I dont want to sound like a whingeing old lady...

 

[Plechazunga]

I never knew there was a 'Currently Active Users' function

Did it tell you how many users were currently active, by any chance?

 

[Marcosdeto]

i wonder why is it that everytime someone starts a FAO MODS thread, no mod appears, but it only takes a HELLO SPASTICS thread to make all of them to read and post there.

 

[noodlehair]

Shut up

 

[Plechazunga]

Nice spot, marcos

 

[Wibble]

I never knew there was a 'Currently Active Users' function

Did it tell you how many users were currently active, by any chance?

It showed how many users were making spastic posts at any one time.

So yes.

 

[Wibble]

i wonder why is it that everytime someone starts a FAO MODS thread, no mod appears, but it only takes a HELLO SPASTICS thread to make all of them to read and post there.

If there is a "FAO Mods" thread we avoid it so we don't have to do anything. If there is a "Hello Spastics" thread we assume that it has nothing to do with us so we have nothing to do and are therefore safe to look. Pretty obvious I would have through.

Noodle: how fat and unhelpful are we, exactly?
Golden: Very fat. And very unhelpful.
Noodle: What do we do now then?
Golden: Absolutely nothing
Noodle: You're a dab hand at this
Golden: Rim me
Noodle: Yes

 

[Plechazunga]

I was going to post that

 

[Wibble]

You already did.

 

[Suresh]

Rim me.

 

[Plechazunga]

Yes

 

[Suresh]

Oi! Who changed my post? Grrrrrrrrr...

 

[Davo]

This still isn't fixed, although I'm back on the manc forum now...