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USDevil

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What's the shortest amount of time between leaving the newbies and getting banned?

Has StarfighterXYZ set the record? Just curious.
 
Not to sure, and I don't know who promoted him, but he wasn't going to last long posting the infamous orange fiesta website with three naked old grandads going at it, and to top it all spamming the forum with spastic Darren Fletcher threads. The only reason I've not canned him permanently is because he just about had enough sense to delete the Darren Fletcher thead dedicated to orange fiesta.

Stupid cnut!
 
Hell, glad I didn't see that. It was probably noods that promoted him. The ex-Welsh bastard.
 
jasonrh said:
He posted the Lemon Party pic?

What a spacker.

You should have seen him yesterday ... He typed "Fletcher" more times in one day than the Caf has done in a month. He even tried his hand at Italian.
 
I saw the Italian one.

But I think I missed a lot of his nonsense, apparently.

Someone must change his tagline to "wants to have Fletchinho's manbabies".
 
jasonrh said:
I saw the Italian one.

But I think I missed a lot of his nonsense, apparently.

Someone must change his tagline to "wants to have Fletchinho's manbabies".

Or change his username to "ShootfletcherX".
 
i think noodles promoted him, some rimming promises were exchanged.
kind of "I promote you, you rim me", and "dont tell GB, don´t tell Fletcher".
 
jasonrh said:
He posted the Lemon Party pic?

What a spacker.

Yes he did Jason, in the United forum of all places - thread title "Darren Fletcher Suffers Serious Internal Injury"! I'm not too sure how long it was open for before he deleted it, but as nobody posted in the thread all I can go on is his three posts in it, which makes it 10 minutes at the very least.

We had openly viewable gay grandad porn on the Caf for at least 10 minutes.
 
Was it him who posted that orrible thread with pics of people with big things shoved up thier arses and other mingin stuff, put me right of me lunch. Proper nasty pics.
 
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That was Weaste too

Basically, everything bad is either Weaste or Wibble's fault
 
WeasteDevil said:
Not to sure, and I don't know who promoted him, but he wasn't going to last long posting the infamous orange fiesta website with three naked old grandads going at it, and to top it all spamming the forum with spastic Darren Fletcher threads. The only reason I've not canned him permanently is because he just about had enough sense to delete the Darren Fletcher thead dedicated to orange fiesta.

Stupid cnut!
Thank god i didn't see that.
 
Weaste is the Promote-master! Othervise I'd still be suck in the newbies.
 
noodlehair said:
I never promoted him.

It was Weaste

Everyone I promote turns out to be great


just an idea - but any one promoted should for the first month proudly carry undeneath his nom de watsit who promoted him/her - to allow the rest of us to praise/scorn the appropriate mod :D
 
topper said:
just an idea - but any one promoted should for the first month proudly carry undeneath his nom de watsit who promoted him/her - to allow the rest of us to praise/scorn the appropriate mod :D

Haha! Fourded ... er ... the title under their name should be "Mod's Bitch", with "Mod's" being replaced with the promoting mod's name.