Jim Beam
Gets aroused by men in low socks
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EAP TACTICS
Formation: 4-2-2-2
Franco Baresi - Jaap Stam with Dino Zoff behind is a solid core to anchor the team. Cabrini and Brehme offer defensive solidity and consistent attacking width all game.
Frank Rijkaard shields the defence with Wim van Hanegem as his playmaking partner. They are both excellent defensively and good at bringing the ball from the deep and initiating attacks.
Rivellino and Socrates are both top notch #10s themselves. Lots of creativity.
Kempes will drift wide stretching play if needed and Sheva is a complete #10 offering all round pace, movement and goals.
NM TACTICS
Team Theme : Free flowing Football with a couple of nasty bastards who can fight
Defense: G. Buffon is an all time GK. In front, Ramos and Koeman complement each other. Ramos is the destroyer and has the physical capabilities to make up for Koeman, while Koeman will be the playmaker from the back. On the right flank, Marzolini will be defensively focused to account for Koeman and Ronaldo, while Kaltz on the other flank will be focused on dropping the ball on Ronaldo and van Basten's head - a good path to goal for me.
Midfield: Makelele is the engine. He will cover for Koeman if needed but otherwise focus on keeping it simple and stopping attacks. Neeskens will play the box to box role he did his entire career and Laudrup will be the orchestrator - which he does so well.
Attack: Jairzihnho will benefit from Kaltz's threat and play his usual role. Same for Ronaldo (Madrid LW version) and van Basten. Laudrup, Jairzinho and Kaltza will be the primary providers and I fully expect van Basten and Ronaldo to smash goals in.
The idea behind the team is to have a free flowing attacking unit but with a few with defined roles (Makelele, Ramos, Marzolini) to ensure there is steel and structure.