Have you heard..

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From RED NEWS, in case you missed it.....I just love it


With apologies to Cole Porter, Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra...

Have you heard, they say it's true
That from next year we'll play 4 4 2
Oh did you ever? What a swell system to play.

Have you heard, it's in the plan
That we'll be re-signing Yip-Yap Stam
Oh did you ever? What a swell player he is.

Have you heard, they say it's so
Juan Veron is off to Lazio
Oh did you ever? What a great signing he was.

Have you heard, the secret's out
We're gonna sign Anelka from the Scouse
Oh did you ever? What fine brothers he has.

Have you heard, it's going round town
City's coming up but they're going straight back down
Oh did you ever? What a massive club they are.

Have you heard, I'm most intrigued
City's qualifying for the Champions League.
Oh did you ever? I'd love it, love it I would.

Have you heard, talk is getting keener
We're buying every young player in Argentina
Oh did you ever? What a swell party this is.

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Hope the bit about Anelka coming is not true. We should not sign anyone from Liverpool unless they are absolutely top class ie rated in the class of Zidane, Nesta or similar. Then we can gloat. But we should not buy players they don't want - unless we want to be smaller than them.