Hall of Shame

[Neil Thomson]

This is the Official Hall of Shame for users of textspeak and the acronyms for Manchester United Quality and Not United Quality.

As an act of magnanimity all uses of these terms prior to the Censoring thread which legislated this policy will be granted amnesty.

All subsequent uses of these terms shall be placed on this Hall of Shame and offenders will be subject to a range of punishment ranging from ridicule, verbal abuse, shunning, to ghosting and banning for persistent hardcore offenders.

First on the Hall of Shame is...

1. Topper - https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?p=1388384#post1388384

Hanging's too good for the likes of Topper.

 

[Bury Red]

I can't see anything in that post that suggests that Topper is NRCQ Thommo

It works

Now for suggestions of the most irritating bits of text speak to knock out as well. Give it a few months of **** ****** ** **** *** and even the likes of ehsanul will have started using vowels and cut out the excessive use of the letter z. tiem to reclaim the English language from our slovenly progeny. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TheDevil'sOwn]

2. ryan forlan - https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=79603


(Yianni chipping in with some comic relief, as well - this thread has it all)




Thin the herd - you know it makes sense.

 

[Neil Thomson]

On the one hand I'm thinking that posting the link here lets them edit it to appear innocent, but on the other hand, thats great, one less bit of turd to look at.

Name 'em and shame 'em lads.

 

[Neil Thomson]

3. ryan_forlan -

https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=79603

in a horror show of textspeak. Such gratuitous use must be condemned. Perhaps a new tagline for him?

 

[Neil Thomson]

4. dmode - https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=79553&page=1&pp=40

A minor offense, but it has been noted, and further abuse of language will result in more severe penalties.

 

[Yianni]

ryan_forlan is so bad he has been mentioned twice.

 

[Richter]

ryan_forlan said de defence I will never forget that

 

[Yianni]

giggsflying needs a mention.

 

[Retirantmobs]

CR7fan is quite bad with some of the text speak. Not that I'm grassing.

 

[Number7]

CR7fan is quite bad with some of the text speak. Not that I'm grassing.

Grass.

 

[Retirantmobs]

Grass.

Too right

 

[Neil Thomson]

CR7fan is quite bad with some of the text speak. Not that I'm grassing.

Examples please.

 

[Number7]

Exhibit 93856

 

[Retirantmobs]

Exhibit 93856

Well done there NumberSeven, you'll be my partner in ermmm text spotting.

 

[golden_blunder]

gr8 thread m8!!

i h8 txt tlk

 

[Ronaldo07]

how bout censoring the word Man Utd since its what the ABU's ues (ManYoo) and any true United fan would use Manchester United or at least United

 

[Neil Thomson]

Pooooooooooooooops https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=79740&page=3&pp=40

Not only is he a blue bastard with a shitname but he uses shit textspeak too.

 

[French Henry]

Anyone who says 'yer' instead of 'Yes' or 'Yeah' or even 'Yup'.

IT'S NOT EVEN ANY LESS LETTERS.

 

[The Kippax Kid]

Pooooooooooooooops https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=79740&page=3&pp=40

Not only is he a blue bastard with a shitname but he uses shit textspeak too.

many thanks

 

[Richter]

many thanks

 

[H10]

CR7fan is quite bad with some of the text speak. Not that I'm grassing.

you cnut!

 

[Retirantmobs]

you cnut!

Well it's about time someone named and shamed you.

 

[H10]

Well it's about time someone named and shamed you.

feck off you cnut your just jelous of me

 

[Retirantmobs]

feck off you cnut your just jelous of me

Of course sweetheart.

 

[H10]

ret's hall of shame, text speak aswell as trying to use "slang"

https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=1396773&postcount=32

 

[Retirantmobs]

ret's hall of shame, text speak aswell as trying to use "slang"

https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=1396773&postcount=32

I was having sight problems at that time in the morning, my brain was not functioning properly, I bet you've been searchin my post history to find that?

 

[H10]

I was having sight problems at that time in the morning, my brain was not functioning properly, I bet you've been searchin my post history to find that?

.. maybe...

 

[Retirantmobs]

Skivandam - Evidence

 

[H10]

Skivandam - Evidence

your a grass.

 

[Retirantmobs]

your a grass.

Someones got to do it.

 

[26 may 1999]

Anyone who says 'yer' instead of 'Yes' or 'Yeah' or even 'Yup'.

IT'S NOT EVEN ANY LESS LETTERS.

How would you spell 'Get yer tits out for the lads!'?

 

[French Henry]

How would you spell 'Get yer tits out for the lads!'?

This is an excellent point.

As we would no longer be able to charm the caf ladies, I am withdrawing my complaint.

 

[VanNistelrater]

How would you spell 'Get yer tits out for the lads!'?

I request that you expose your boozums for the chaps

?

 

[Richter]

VN used to many commas in transfer forum.

Shame on you Steve

 

[H10]

 

[Number7]

Cr7 simply will not learn his lesson.

Persistent offender = ban.

Cr7fan = Persistent offender.

Yet more evidence

And more

 

[Retirantmobs]

Cr7 simply will not learn his lesson.

Persistent offender = ban.

Cr7fan = Persistent offender.

Yet more evidence

Keep up the good work.

 

[Number7]

Wanna?

Shorthand- shouldn't that be Know?

Shorthand again - Your instead of You're (although this may be because he's a retard - worrying that he does english language at college

Your again

Chavy teenager talk

 

[Retirantmobs]

Wanna?

Shorthand- shouldn't that be Know?

Shorthand again - Your instead of You're (although this may be because he's a retard - worrying that he does english language at college

Your again

Chavy teenager talk

Mods do you need any more proof? Something has to be done, make an example of him to warn off any future copycat cases.