Great Leap Forward.

The Hairdryer

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Great Leap Forward

Hello moods.

I’ve been thinking about the muppetry and feckwittery that went on after derby loss and have come up with the following one point plan for the Caf, which I’ve originally dubbed “Great Leap Forward”.

Problem:

There seems to be a number of members who use this board for nothing more than punching bag. They are only present after a defeat or draw (which they count as a defeat anyway) to have a gripe and have a go at the players. There’s also a number of “top reds” who use it as an excuse to propogate their agenda to rid the club of Fergie, who they have deemed as a back stabber and cnut of the highest order.

Solution.

Keep records of who is actually posting after wins and who is posting after losses and draws. Evalute these records after six months and if 90% of a certain users post come after a defeat then review those posts. If they are all negative. Then ban those posters from using the message board for a week following a loss or draw.

Thoughts?
 
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Wibble: Heh! Did you read that Noods?

Noodle: That requires lifting my head.

Wibble: So what do we tell him then?

Noodle: Nothing. Maybe if we ignore him long enough he'll just go away.

Wibble: Good idea.

Noodle: Wibs?

Wibble: Yeah?

Noodle: I think I just pooped again.

Wibble: We're fat, useless pigeons... That's what we do!

Noodle: Oh.
 
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Wibble: Heh! Did you read that Noods?

Noodle: That requires lifting my head.

Wibble: So what do we tell him then?

Noodle: Nothing. Maybe if we ignore him long enough he'll just go away.

Wibble: Good idea.

Noodle: Wibs?

Wibble: Yeah?

Noodle: I think I just pooped again.

Wibble: We're fat, useless pigeons... That's what we do!

Noodle: Oh.

:lol:

look fer that other thread of yours and post a link, i want to read it again.:D
 
Wibble: Heh! Did you read that Noods?

Noodle: That requires lifting my head.

Wibble: So what do we tell him then?

Noodle: Nothing. Maybe if we ignore him long enough he'll just go away.

Wibble: Good idea.

Noodle: Wibs?

Wibble: Yeah?

Noodle: I think I just pooped again.

Wibble: We're fat, useless pigeons... That's what we do!

Noodle: Oh.

:lol:
 
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Wibble: Heh! Did you read that Noods?

Noodle: That requires lifting my head.

Wibble: So what do we tell him then?

Noodle: Nothing. Maybe if we ignore him long enough he'll just go away.

Wibble: Good idea.

Noodle: Wibs?

Wibble: Yeah?

Noodle: I think I just pooped again.

Wibble: We're fat, useless pigeons... That's what we do!

Noodle: Oh.

:lol::lol:

I loved that thread full of these....