With apologies to The Onion
God: Not even I know where Sneijder's going
- Thread starter Plechazunga
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God's agent. 
Benitez's raccoon.
Benitez's raccoon.
I liked the 'Fear Islam' tab. Very Daily Mail. Just needs something about Evil Immigrants and Princess Diana.
I only take the Dark Lord's word as truth. This Lord is talking shite.
I dont believe those quotes for a minute. who is this reporter?
Did the pig tell you to do this?
That's good stuff, man!
The punctuation's shit-hot, too.
The punctuation's shit-hot, too.
this is going viral like koppites Plech.
bloody ell....
bloody ell....
Just tweeted it for further virulence.
Too many ,s, could lose the -.
Morgan freeman should've gotten a mention somewhere.
That picture!
Is that true?
Yeh probably, actually.
On a theoretical point, I'd probably subscribe to a view whereby God has the ability to see what happens in the future of football, but is generally only ever bothered looking at the world cup, as he's above the rest of it - transfers between clubs etc.
It's not like he's yer man out of back to the future betting using some Almanac from the future, for instance. I'd wager he's a small bit classier than Biff
Yeah, maybe a picture with "According to popular belief, this is what God looks like" underneath.
Or just Freeman's face (extremely poorly) photoshopped onto the picture in the article.
That's excellent, to be fair.He's a real master at this shit. A lot of people might have the idea but they couldn't get the parody quite right, sustain the tone or drop in enough good jokes.
Plech has to be some sort of idiot savant or just a bit austistic!I'm loving the detail.
"I'm ***ping My cock off up here".
"I'm ***ping My cock off up here".
Only Plechazunga can come up with such gourd. 
I need an interview with the God.
Haha. just spotted the cockbiscuit
Redknapp quote.I'm taking offence on behalf of Erica.
Outstanding!The Bill O'Reilly reference was ace.
Fantastic.
"Last time I pressed refresh for real, only one guy survived."
Sorry Plech, can't agree!
God's been working through NEIL CUSTIS.
God's been working through NEIL CUSTIS.
Classic Plech