get rid of the guests on matchday

VidaRed

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cant fecking refresh the page and it takes ages to post

get rid of them fecking guests :mad:
 
Yes, but it does suck when the site is flooded with people and someone who's posted 40,000 times is prevented from seeing the forum just as often as some person who's never even been here before.
 
getting rid of them for couple of hours wont effect the revenue
 
Its getting fecking slow here lately.
On the other hand we have the most users online today, well done.
 
Count Duckula said:
Except the most numbers of guests come on here when we do lose. There's normally, what, two hundred maybe? After matchdays there's upwards of a thousand. That's a lot more money.

I admit, it's annoying, but if it's that or this site goes down then I'll put up with it. Don't like it? Donate two hundred quid to Niall then, then he won't need the advertising.
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i highly doubt anyone of those guests would click the ad's
 
VidaRed said:
i highly doubt anyone of those guests would click the ad's
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It's not about clicking the ads, the more people that come on to the site the more people will see the ads (theoretically) and therefore Niall gets more money. Simple business really.
 
Just get rid of the whole matchday forum.
 
Tabata said:
Just get rid of the whole matchday forum.
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There's no need for it, it's not like you can actually have a conversation on there. People who can't watch the game for whatever reason should catch up on the live scores on a proper website like BBC or Sky Sports, its much more organised on there as well.
 
There were 2000 of the cnuts straight after the final whistle :eek: :mad:
 
I_live_cement said:
There's no need for it, it's not like you can actually have a conversation on there. People who can't watch the game for whatever reason should catch up on the live scores on a proper website like BBC or Sky Sports, its much more organised on there as well.
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One way to make it better would be not to let the posts in it count for your own user post count. That would slow down the fecking spamming on there. When something happens you get about 10 thick cnuts saying the same thing at the same fecking time :rolleyes:
 
Tabata said:
One way to make it better would be not to let the posts in it count for your own user post count. That would slow down the fecking spamming on there. When something happens you get about 10 thick cnuts saying the same thing at the same fecking time :rolleyes:
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I don't think they're doing that for their post count, its just that there's so many people on it that everyone gives a running commentary of the game at the same time. Cue mass confusion.
 
I_live_cement said:
I don't think they're doing that for their post count, its just that there's so many people on it that everyone gives a running commentary of the game at the same time. Cue mass confusion.
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I think you'll find that some of them do it to boost their little redcafe post counts. Because...

A shit load of posts on redcafe = you must know a lot about MUFC.
 
I think there should be a cap, dont ban all of them just most of them hahah
 
I_live_cement said:
There's no need for it, it's not like you can actually have a conversation on there. People who can't watch the game for whatever reason should catch up on the live scores on a proper website like BBC or Sky Sports, its much more organised on there as well.
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Matchday forum updates a lot faster than the BBC though.
 
Agreed. 80% of them are Scousers, Arsenal and Chelsea fans. Obsessed cnuts.

Most users ever online was 2,215, Today at 14:57.
 
Can we just block guest access on matchdays ?
 
Raising the online record by another 150. Well done!
 
New record today too.

FAO Guests: Could you please... feck OFF?


Thank you. :)
 
Most users ever online was 2382, Today at 16:41.
 
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To our lovely guests.
 
I'm not sure the owner would turn off guests for match days - it may bring a bit of revenue in or maybe the reason a guest comes back.

I know when I looked at this United forum it stood out for a few particular reasons - one of them being the match day thread - giving the reader updates as quick as you can refresh.

One other alternative could be to limit the number of guest users and once it reaches a set limit then don't allow any more on. If that's even possible at all.

Its not that bad anyway.
 
Now it's actually returning to it's normal speed, I can click on pages without having to wait 15 seconds or more.
 
:lol:

Exactly.

At least this site actually stays running now before it used to come up with a database error. Credit must go to the owner for all the effort, time, and money to keep it running.
 
It's after we do' win, so just think how frustrated all those Liverpool, Arsenal, Shrewsbury, Chelsea and City fans are being made to wait for gratification.
 
i couldn't open the caf page after the 85th min during the game.
 
I_live_cement said:
It's not about clicking the ads, the more people that come on to the site the more people will see the ads (theoretically) and therefore Niall gets more money. Simple business really.
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I doubt he's getting paid by number of visits, it's usually a click-through rate.

Anyway, people here should donate more frequently using the button at the bottom of the page, so we can get rid of the ads.
 
sites slow as feck now...swarms of inbred scousers giggling reading the cafe

bastards.
 
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