Fix My Name Please

I would like a new user name - I know its my fault for picking it in the first place, but at the time how was I to know I would have a love affair with RedCafe (the forum, not the shandypant users).

Wouldn't mind Dogs Knob - as my name is Rob & workmates call me dogs - "Alright Dogs, how you doing?"
 
I would like a new user name - I know its my fault for picking it in the first place, but at the time how was I to know I would have a love affair with RedCafe (the forum, not the shandypant users).

Wouldn't mind Dogs Knob - as my name is Rob & workmates call me dogs - "Alright Dogs, how you doing?"

Dogs Knob, Pissface Bob. You have some dodgy nicknames.
 
I still think Pissface Bob would be an amazing nickname, Bob.
 
Gazalini should be reserved for Baz. Gaz is his favorite player.