OldRed1
Full Member
Whilst on a visit to Anfield the chief mechanic from Ferrari watched as a group of Scouse kids stripped the wheels off a car in 18 secs. Since it took 20 secs for the ferrari pit crew to change a wheel they sacked the crew and hired the scousers. Sure enough, when the car arrived in the pits for a wheel change it was completed in 14 secs. After 40 secs the car was resprayed and sold for 3 cartons of Boddingtons and an ounce of cocaine