Favourite Scarface quotes..

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Guys, I'm making my cousin a print for his 30th birthday and it will revolve around Scarface.

I just wanted to get some thoughts on what you guys think the best quotes are.

Fire away!
 
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of feckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your feckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
 
Chico! If anything happens to that buy money, my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fecked!
 
All I have in this world are my balls and my word, I dont break them for nobody.
 
This city is like one giant pussy man, and I'm gonna feck it!
 
"you put the phone down first... no you... no you... no you... ok, lets do it together... on 3...1..2..3....you didn't do it!"
 
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
 
That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.
 
"Yeah John, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean break down the pirates don't eat the tourists"
 
"I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to"
 
"listen cock-a-roach... you are the most vile cumstain I've ever encountered on this forum. You monopoloise every thread you come across with some half arsed one liner that would'nt qualify for the Joe Longthorne show and then present yourself like you are the King of comedy on American prime time. You epitimise most of what I detest about the internet...opinions formed at the drop of a hat....petty jokes at the expense of others with no thought for their feelings and most of all the self absorbing egotistical self correction of spelling that really points out to every other poster that the highlight of your day is a wank to "big tit weekly". You dont have the friends here you perceive yourself to have and have the intellect of a gnat and the culmanation of this sceario will be your demise in a slow and agonising manner.


Be warned."
 
"Listen...you smell something?"

Olly said:
"listen cock-a-roach... you are the most vile cumstain I've ever encountered on this forum. You monopoloise every thread you come across with some half arsed one liner that would'nt qualify for the Joe Longthorne show and then present yourself like you are the King of comedy on American prime time. You epitimise most of what I detest about the internet...opinions formed at the drop of a hat....petty jokes at the expense of others with no thought for their feelings and most of all the self absorbing egotistical self correction of spelling that really points out to every other poster that the highlight of your day is a wank to "big tit weekly". You dont have the friends here you perceive yourself to have and have the intellect of a gnat and the culmanation of this sceario will be your demise in a slow and agonising manner.


Be warned."
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EDIT: Way to scare everyone off.
 
This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fecked.
 
“I was particularly disappointed with what Gary Neville had to say because he was not aware of the full details of my contract negotiations with Manchester United, because I kept them very much to myself. “Sir Alex Ferguson knew that my contract was coming to an end and it was not until the last day that I was finally made an offer. It was too late by then. For Gary to make his comments was disrespectful.”
 
you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fecked in a year

Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!

What you think, I'm a fecking worm like you?

Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again

So long, Mel, have a good trip.

you fecking cockroach.

The World Is Yours!
 
Dr. Dwayne said:
you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fecked in a year

Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!

What you think, I'm a fecking worm like you?

Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again

So long, Mel, have a good trip.

you fecking cockroach.

The World Is Yours!
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